Slouching Towards Oblivion

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Today's Groaner

Let me say, I just want ya'll to know that I've started and then deleted this post at least 7 or 8 times, and that I'm sorry.  I feel bad for doing this, but I have to go thru with it now because I need you to help ease the crushing burden of shame that I feel for dumping this on you.

As you may know, Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which made for some pretty impressively tough soles on his feet.  Also, he ate very little, which caused him to be rather frail, and because of his inadequate diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This means that he was - a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.


Again - I am deeply and most sincerely sorry.  I am a bad bad man.

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