Today's GIF

For some reason, Cult45's legal team comes to mind.

Today's Tweet

The consensus forming on the intertoobz is that a $32 million settlement only comes with what the lawyers refer to as "some really freaky shit", which is an actual legal phrase - I checked Black's Law Dictionary (No I didn't - I made that part up).

JUST IN: Federal judge denies Bill O'Reilly's request to keep past sexual harassment settlements sealed https://t.co/Bun1o5pfhH pic.twitter.com/DKDDQ7hBW6

— The Hill (@thehill) April 4, 2018

 

Yikes (NSFW)

Courtroom Transcript Reeactment Theater

Due Process

..is a Bee-atch.

Alleged movie theater gunman James Eagan Holmes is being evicted from his Aurora apartment because he booby-trapped his unit with bombs and "murdered numerous individuals," his landlord says in court filings.

Although Holmes has been jailed since July 20 for allegedly killing 12 people and wounding 58 others watching a midnight showing of "The Dark Knight Rises," he is technically still a tenant at 1690 Paris St., said Victor Sulzer, an attorney with the firm representing the landlord.

"His actions are a substantial violation of his lease," Sulzer said.

The Denver Post