Scattershot Bullshit

Trump is that guy who has no real idea what he's doing, and no plan, and no way to get anything done because all he knows how to do is to throw all the shit possible and see if anything sticks.

Politico (Tiger Beat On The Potomac - thanks, Charlie):

The glitz and ambition of the luxury-brand businessman with his name in giant letters near its spire. It’s the tallest residential skyscraper in Canada, and probably the fanciest. The hotel’s sleek cream-and-black interiors were inspired by Champagne and caviar. Every room features Italian Bellino linens and Nespresso coffeemakers. Guests can book a Trump Experience outing through the Trump Attache concierge service. Their furry friends are eligible for the Trump Pets program, which “will fill your best Fido’s tummy with gourmet treats, and see them off to sleep on a plush dog bed.”

This Trump-branded and Trump-managed jewel is also, as a business venture, a bust.

Nobody with a lick of sense would put Donald Trump in charge of a high school car wash.

A Short Hit Of That driftglass If You Please

In which @MillerForTexas calls @HillaryClinton the c-word. He's since deleted the tweet #txlege #Election2016 pic.twitter.com/mXnEMIMDqV

— Joshua Fechter (@JFreports) November 1, 2016

Gettin' after Sid Miller in that Eyes-Of-Texas-Are-Upon-Ya kinda way.

driftglass:

Republican Mad Cow (or, as it has been known to medical professionals since 2006, Rovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) is a tough beat.

Wait -
Trump 44
Cunt 43

What?  I didn't know Sid Miller was running against Trump - but maybe he'd be doing better if he'd take a little time and work on that self-image thing.

Blow Up Your TeeVee

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— La morbida macchina (@A_man_within) November 3, 2016

Today's Tweet

Exclusive video of Paul Ryan casting his vote for Donald Trump: pic.twitter.com/1AhqgbSwi7

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 2, 2016

Catching Up With Sam

Even Louis CK

Hillary Clinton can take the abuse - this has been 25 years of hazing, and it's given us someone who's tough; someone who can focus, and get shit done.

If you vote for Hillary, you're a grownup.

If you vote for Trump, you're a sucker.

If you don't vote for anybody, you're just an asshole.

Word, bubba.

Today's Commercial Opportunity

"Pussy Grabs Back" - in Farsi script.

It matters what we do here, and how we do it. The world is watching and they're trying to help see us through it.

Fuckface von Clownstick

Today's Keith

Godwin's Law turns out to be prophetic in substance as well as predictive in rhetorical terms.

Tough words to say, tough analogies to make. But: "History Has Brought Us A Trump Before" pic.twitter.com/0Twbch6D87

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 2, 2016

And Olbermann may be a little dramatic, but that don't make him wrong.

Breaking News

Yeah - that can't be good.:

Who's This Trump Guy Again?

Trump is basically the very things I've always heard every conservative declare they simply can't abide in a man. 

So the short answer is that he's a liar and a thief - and that means he's an outright coward.

Hire Better

I think I understand. You don't like politicians because politicians have fucked it all up and so it's time to try somebody else. 

OK, but here's my hangup - it sounds like you're saying that you got kinda sick, and your regular doctor prescribed the wrong treatment, and it made things worse.

But instead of finding a better doctor, you've decided what you really need is a plumber?

Today's Pix

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Keith And The Trump-churian Candidate

Watch this video on The Scene.

Today's Ad

Today's GIF

Duck Bocci
Duck Curling ?

The Stuff Of Your Nightmares

Today's Keith

...and he's pissed, man.

Trump's right - The Comey/Chaffetz Sting IS worse than Watergate, and both men must resign. TheCloserGQ Vol. 33 pic.twitter.com/yOOvnKC54T

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) October 31, 2016

Supply Side Halloween

So, I'll be giving all of the candy to the first 12 or 15 kids who come to the door, trusting they'll take care of all the other kids tomorrow when they get to school.

On Henry Wallace

"The American Fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information."

--Henry Wallace

Henry Wallace was a rarity in politics - he actually changed his mind on a couple of occasions; when evidence and circumstance required it.