Slouching Towards Oblivion

Friday, August 13, 2010

Applied Ayn Rand

The logical extreme in Rand's Objectivism is perfectly illustrated by Eric Hague here.
To wit:
When little Aiden toddled up our daughter Johanna and asked to play with her Elmo ball, he was, admittedly, very sweet and polite. I think his exact words were, "Have a ball, peas [sic]?" And I'm sure you were very proud of him for using his manners.
To be sure, I was equally proud when Johanna yelled, "No! Looter!" right in his looter face, and then only marginally less proud when she sort of shoved him.
The thing is, in this family we take the philosophies of Ayn Rand seriously. We conspicuously reward ourselves for our own hard work, we never give to charity, and we only pay our taxes very, very begrudgingly.
Don't let anybody tell you we need to put the Free Marketeers back in charge.  These people are thieves and hustlers who blow the smoke of Ayn Rand's rhetoric in your face while using the implied deadly force of the law to pick your pockets.

As usual, they do almost exactly the opposite of they say they're doing.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Too True

From Mother Jones yesterday:

Seen today on West 93rd Street: a mother in a greengrocer's buying a yellow apple. Her toddler was struggling with the concept. "Apples are RED!" he kept insisting. The patient mom took time and explained, "all apples are not the same. Here is a yellow one!" Clearly uncomfortable with the truth in front of him, the little fellow insisted on the old reality.
The maternal moment reminded me of the current political scene: About 20 percent of the electorate are having a rough time accepting realities that take them out of their comfort zone. Glenn Beck viewers, for example, don't like that we NEED immigration in the United States; you CAN'T cut taxes during wars and depressions; human sexuality is NOT all the same; multinational corporations ARE the Big Brother you think the government is; and they ARE behind global warming, which IS real; Medicare and Social Security ARE government programs; etc.
What Glenn and the Beckerheads need, of course, is a patient mommy to explain reality to them. They used to have this when their media choices were limited to professional outlets. But now, why bother, when with FOX News they can see the "reality" they choose? And all apples can be red for always. 'Night, Mother.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Monkey-nomics

I'm sending this one around to some folks I know, wondering how long before somebody who misses the whole point rolls into full outrage mode over spending tax-payer dollars teaching monkeys the principles of Market Economics.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Ending The War(s)

Here's the simplest and probably fastest way to get us disentangled from Iraq and Af-Pak.

1)  Take all the operations people who're actually involved with the prosecution of the war efforts, and put them under a new departmental heading - call it the "Department of Foreign Welfare and Security".

2) Tell the Republicans and Fox News that there's a new poll of everybody at 5 different Wal-Marts, 3 Tractor Pulls, and 8 Swap Meets, and the results are overwhelmingly against handouts for ragheads.  (a simple "leak" to MIchelle Malkin &/or Andrew Breitbart should do the trick here)

3) Approach Boehner and McConnell on the sly and propose a secret deal - tell 'em you won't oppose their effort to kill The Dept of Foreign Welfare and Security in exchange for their pledge to hold off eliminating Education and Energy for some number of election cycles.

These guys don't check on much of anything, and when they do, it's pretty obvious that the facts don't really matter to them anyway.

Go ahead - give it a shot.  Let's see.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Time To Get Real

We need to get back to a saner and more common-sensical approach to governing.  The radical policies of Reaganism and Clinton/Rubin Triangulation, the Gingrich Republicans and the Junior Bush Administration have brought us down.

We should start by remembering and admitting that you have to pay for the things you want.

Sunday, August 01, 2010

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Wikileaks re Af-Pak

There's a fair level of agreement that not much that's truly new was revealed about the war efforts in the 92,000 documents leaked to the world via Wikileaks.  The main concern (beyond the usual political theatrics) is that much is revealed about the approach we take putting Intelligence and Policy-making Decisions together; and that means that other countries' intel communities will get a leg up on us.  There's also an argument that says even those countries we consider friends will regard us with greater suspicion because we allowed the leaks without retribution against the leakers and so we're less trustworthy than we were before blah blah blah.

One - were we ever really all that trustworthy?  And did any country (friend or not) ever place any great trust in us to begin with?  This one just tries to perpetuate the myth of "America: The World's Goodguy".

Two - if government is supposed to operate more like a business, then this is actually a great opportunity for improvement.  If you think you're losing the confidence of your customers because of the way you've been conducting your business, then the smart thing to do is to consider making some changes in the way you conduct business.

Just sayin'.

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Pure genius.