Slouching Towards Oblivion

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Friday, March 30, 2012

Where's The Outrage?

From philly.com:
A 42-year-old Chester County man was arrested at the Philadelphia International Airport Thursday night after a TSA screener found a loaded, .25 caliber handgun tucked inside his carry-on luggage, police said.
Every time there's any kind of problem with anybody anywhere, we can count on the NRA and the gun fetishists to swarm all over it, screaming about their rights and declaring that if only all those poor innocent victims had been armed blah blah blah.

They've put guns in schools and in churches and in bars; and you know fucking well that they're bound to feel most threatened when they get on an airplane - so why don't we hear from them on this?






Juxtapose

I seem to recall a lot of polling going on over the question of water-boarding and various other "enhanced interrogation" techniques, and I also recall that people in general weren't all that het up about it, and that people in the American South in particular were less likely to to see these techniques as torture, less likely to condemn their use, and far less likely to support investigations.

Just makes me wonder how they square all that with this:
In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."
hat tip = Hub Pages

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Today's Pix







Aaargh

I love hearing about this stuff, but I always end up with a headache.

Water

It won't be long now.  Of all the shitty things George Zimmerman could've done, killing Trayvon Martin's about the shittiest there is.  Unfortunately, arguing the politics of that one act of race brutality will seem like a luxury we can't afford as we're forced to confront the realities of gullibility and willful ignorance regarding issues of our environment.



Two things stand out for me.  First is the fight over water rights - with the Tourism Lobby winning out over the rice farmers (you know - those inconsequential goobers who don't really do anything except grow the fucking food).

And second is the lady who says she's worried that the water supply problems will make people less likely to come to her little town to live, and that'll push down on her property value.

Gosh - maybe public policy might actually have a real effect on real people.  Maybe all them librul eggheads up there at that college knew sumthin' after all.

Maybe guys like me shouldn't say things like, "you voted yourselves into this mess, ya stoopid fuckin' rubes - why should it be up to anybody else to help get you out of it now?"  I'm really trying to be charitable here, but damn.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Pic O' The Day

Every time a candidate does the Food Pander, some joker snaps a pic that casts the poor schmuck in the most unflattering light possible, and then we all get to point and laugh.  As it should be.  But day-um, bubba - you'd think they'd learn a little something after a while.

DIY Music

(hat tip = Crooks and Liars)





What else ya gonna do on the way to your next gig?




Monday, March 26, 2012

Connecting Dots

Ya gotta be careful with correlations (not everybody lying down with their eyes closed is dead), but when these things pop up, we need to take a good look to make sure there's no real causatives in motion.
This one really bugs me because the Consumer Product Safety Commission has been another one of those "bloated and evil bureaucracies" the Repubs are always complaining about, and trying to defund and defang.

From USA Today:
Children's product recalls dropped 24% in 2011, but injuries and other incidents associated with these recalls grew 7%, a report out today says.

The decline in recalls is likely due to companies' adherence to a new children's product safety law, according to Kids In Danger, which did the report. But the advocacy group says that the secrecy surrounding product safety recalls makes it difficult to draw conclusions.
Product liability is a big deal.  It's one of the mainstays of an appropriately regulated Free Market System because if the customers have the kind of recourse that can kill a company (one that's been proven grossly negligent and is thereby in for a much-deserved major ass-whupping), then companies have to be aware of the stick that goes with the profit carrot.  But if the companies can buy some coin-operated politicians and first, make it harder to get good safety info; and second, make it a lot harder for us to mete out those beatings, then they improve their profits and shift more of the risk onto the buyers.

Don't be fooled - this is exactly what Tort Reform is about.

Music

For a Monday morning - Moby Grape's 8:05.

These guys were 2nd tier, but I think that was mostly because they were under-produced.  A better producer would've pushed them to write better tunes and to tighten up the all around execution.  But this is Revolution Rock, so "the old guy influence of the establishment" is nowhere to be found, which makes for a raw and visceral feel.  You just play; you let it happen; you turn it loose in the cosmos and it goes where it goes, man.

Anyway, it's easy to hear where guys like Jim Croce and Gordon Lightfoot came from in this cut.






Cue The Silliness

Get ready for the PhotoShop versions, which should start to surface any minute now.


Friday, March 23, 2012

Perspective



Abortion is about the biggest decision anybody is ever likely to have to make.
Which is pretty much why government should probably stay out of it.
Which is exactly why "conservatives" should be against letting the government anywhere near it.

hat tip = bluegal via facebook

I Love A Parody

You've prob'ly seen this junk before - surely you have some chowderhead relative or a half-bright buddy who sends you those emails everybody loves.

Here's an interesting little twist courtesy of shortpacked.com.
(hat tip = JG)


Once you get to the site, mouse over the figures in the painting for the commentary.

Today's Pix









Voter ID


Getting on airplanes and driving cars and cashing checks and having a drink are all things I dearly love being able to do.

But I actually have an obligation to go out and vote.  It's my right, and since every right carries a responsibility, it's the duty of everybody in this country to participate in our little experiment in self-government.

So I have to insist that you get the fuck outa my way and let me do it.  Thank you.