And suddenly, SNL is good and funny again?
Monday, February 15, 2016
Sunday, February 14, 2016
Today's Tweet
This is just plain fuckin' genius.
It'd scare fuck-all outa Clarence Thomas, wouldn't it? And it'd keep Senate amoeb-licans busy for months - especially if the White House made a show of bringing somebody in to shepherd the nominee thru the process; somebody like Alan Simpson maybe (not that he'd do it, but fuck me, that'd be fun). There's a knife-fighter out there somewhere looking for his shot at shoving something of substance up a few asses on the hill.
Half of the GOP might actually suspect that Obama's just fuckin' with 'em now and they'd pull back a little, but ya gotta know the others would be happily scrambling to find ways to fuck her over which will let a bunch of them in for a nice little beating come November by providing some extra motivation the Dems can use to drive people out to the polls. They'll need it to overcome the problems caused by voter ID.
Do it.
Oh Lord!— Cornelia (@PaladinCornelia) February 15, 2016
What I wouldn't give for this to happen!
Hahahaha!https://t.co/y9ma5Wunly#SCOTUS #ClarenceThomas #Scalia pic.twitter.com/CMpoKp2jR5
It'd scare fuck-all outa Clarence Thomas, wouldn't it? And it'd keep Senate amoeb-licans busy for months - especially if the White House made a show of bringing somebody in to shepherd the nominee thru the process; somebody like Alan Simpson maybe (not that he'd do it, but fuck me, that'd be fun). There's a knife-fighter out there somewhere looking for his shot at shoving something of substance up a few asses on the hill.
Half of the GOP might actually suspect that Obama's just fuckin' with 'em now and they'd pull back a little, but ya gotta know the others would be happily scrambling to find ways to fuck her over which will let a bunch of them in for a nice little beating come November by providing some extra motivation the Dems can use to drive people out to the polls. They'll need it to overcome the problems caused by voter ID.
Do it.
On A Sunday Evening
So Desiderata is making the rounds again, and I just can't let that shit go unchallenged - not when there's this:
Saturday, February 13, 2016
Debate Tweets
I wonder if Carson started drinking before debate too. #GOPDebate #tytlive pic.twitter.com/T9TVN0Vsq0— Adam Crutchfield (@A_Crutch) February 14, 2016
LOL, I missed this line! "Dr. Carson, I'm sorry we have to go to a commercial. The free market wants what it wants."— Karoli (@Karoli) February 14, 2016
I speak Spanish. I speak Spanish real bueno. #GOPDebate— Speaker Cruz (@HavanaTed) February 14, 2016
Rubio: I don’t know what he said on Univision because he doesn’t speak Spanish.— AJ+ (@ajplus) February 14, 2016
Cruz: RESPONDS IN SPANISH #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/5eAQeZekfx
#GOPDebate Carson: We have all the government "regulators" enforcing "rules". Crazy, right? I mean, you leave one sponge in one skull...— driftglass (@Mr_Electrico) February 14, 2016
Facts don't matter in GOPDebate https://t.co/JYIpcno5QK— Karoli (@Karoli) February 14, 2016
— Giovanni Benavides (@seterapia) February 14, 2016
@PaulBegala You are looking LIVE at the South Carolina Republican Debate pic.twitter.com/wVhoXMLwGm— Zachary Kretchmer (@1970Bing) February 14, 2016
I hate this guy, but even he can be right once in a while... https://t.co/CzfrJxhhkB— The Goat (@Mr_Jitters) February 14, 2016
@Mr_Electrico Carson is the Human Time Out from an NBA game— Don P (@tractive_golfer) February 14, 2016
Bravo to the Disney Imagineers on the incredibly life like Rubio from the "Hall of Never Will Be Presidents." #GOPDebate— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) February 14, 2016
I Wow, Cruz closes by claiming he's fighting for his little girls' liberties as he promises to abolish abortion. #GOPDebate— The Vagina Demagogue (@eclecticbrotha) February 14, 2016
Ciao
"Conservative" icon Antonin Scalia dies, and we can absolutely count on at least one of his fellow "conservatives" to pay him great honor and respect by tweeting out a picture that's NOT Antonin Scalia.
Senator Ron Johnson is a seriously doltish meathead who probably couldn't find his ass with a guide and a fucking GPS.
The good news is that Russ Feingold is back and could end up kicking this turd muffin to the curb.
Seriously - what the fuck is wrong with these guys?
In which a sitting US senator tweets out the photo of an actor to pay homage to Scalia pic.twitter.com/wnUfpE6Rpb— Luke Brinker (@LukeBrinker) February 14, 2016
Senator Ron Johnson is a seriously doltish meathead who probably couldn't find his ass with a guide and a fucking GPS.
The good news is that Russ Feingold is back and could end up kicking this turd muffin to the curb.
Seriously - what the fuck is wrong with these guys?
Take Good Care Of Your Mother
The oceans on this planet comprise 99% of all livable habitat.
Inquiring Minds, featuring Marah Hardt
Inquiring Minds, featuring Marah Hardt
"I never drink water - have you any idea what fish do in water?" --(not really) WC Fields
Friday, February 12, 2016
The Patriots
The pinnacle of historical esteem is when people write songs about you and your exploits. I guess there's some kind of opposite thing happening when they do it as satire(?)
The Ballad Of The Malheur Patriots --Laura Sams and Garrett Palm
The Ballad Of The Malheur Patriots --Laura Sams and Garrett Palm
hat tip = Little Green Footballs
Today's Tweet
Guests on Diane Rehm show talking about “enormity” of support for Trump. Hope they’re using the word on purpose.— James Fallows (@JamesFallows) February 12, 2016
It takes a writer like Fallows to see the "enormity" of the problem and then express it in fewer words rather than more.
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Goober Squad Update
The last of the militia schmucks in Oregon gave it up today and surrendered to the FBI.
So, of course, I had to bop over to Fox Nation to check on the reactions of the Guano Clan - and also too because trolling those mush-brains is just too damned fun.
Today's best troll comment:
So, of course, I had to bop over to Fox Nation to check on the reactions of the Guano Clan - and also too because trolling those mush-brains is just too damned fun.
Today's best troll comment:
And Then There Were 7
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Today's WIngnut
Some of these wackos are giving wackos a bad name.
The Purge for Purity is just plain silly if you're concluding that a rapacious privatizing rent-seeking asshole like Paul Ryan doesn't quite measure up to your Assholery Specifications.
pic.twitter.com/pDe3mp1bef. Saturday stuff!— Doc Cooper, HM3 (@CMark1950) February 6, 2016
The Purge for Purity is just plain silly if you're concluding that a rapacious privatizing rent-seeking asshole like Paul Ryan doesn't quite measure up to your Assholery Specifications.
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