Today's Belle

We'll be putting the holiday turkey on layaway from now on, and all gifts (if any) will be handmade. Hope you all enjoy your doilies and ashtrays.

We're all 3 or 4 or maybe 6 really bad months away

from living in our cars down at the Walmart.

Ain't none of us 3 or 4 or maybe 6 really good months away

from joining the Yacht Buyers Club.