Lifted in its entirety from Democratic Underground:
5hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Clint Eastwood debated a chair and the chair won. #RNC #GOP2012
40mChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The Dems should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, & when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden #DNC2012
1hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
BREAKING NEWS: CNN REPORTS: Last night when he got home, Clint Eastwood got in a huge fight with the rest of his furniture. #RNC #GOP2012
2hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Romney proves w/ a little hard work & a little luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from Harvard can succeed in this country #GOP2012
2hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country #GOP2012
2hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Clint Eastwood, an 82 year old man who has had 7 children with 5 women, was married twice & talking to me about family values! #RNC #GOP2012
4hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist
4hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
If you vote against Obama because he can't get stuff done, it's like saying, "this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer." #RN
6hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Republicans are getting so confident of beating Obama they've started admitting he was born here #RNC #GOP2012
7hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Half a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be mad #RNC
7hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The people who demanded to see Obama's birth certificate dont seem the slightest bit interested in seeing Romney's tax returns #RNC #GOP2012
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