Sep 1, 2012

Chris Rock Tweets

Lifted in its entirety from Democratic Underground:

5hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


Clint Eastwood debated a chair and the chair won. #RNC #GOP2012 
40mChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


The Dems should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, & when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden #DNC2012 
1hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


BREAKING NEWS: CNN REPORTS: Last night when he got home, Clint Eastwood got in a huge fight with the rest of his furniture. #RNC #GOP2012 
2hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


Romney proves w/ a little hard work & a little luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from Harvard can succeed in this country #GOP2012 
2hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country #GOP2012 
2hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


Clint Eastwood, an 82 year old man who has had 7 children with 5 women, was married twice & talking to me about family values! #RNC #GOP2012 
4hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist 
4hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


If you vote against Obama because he can't get stuff done, it's like saying, "this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer." #RN 
6hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


Republicans are getting so confident of beating Obama they've started admitting he was born here #RNC #GOP2012 
7hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


Half a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be mad #RNC 
7hChris Rock‏@chrisrockoz 


The people who demanded to see Obama's birth certificate dont seem the slightest bit interested in seeing Romney's tax returns #RNC #GOP2012 

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