May 26, 2026

No Rest For The Wicked

As usual, I don't want anybody maimed or killed or terrorized - unnecessarily.

But don't expect me to come up with whole big bunches of sympathy for the CryptoBros either.

Crypto is rife with fraud and abuse and corruption. Nobody named Trump would be involved if it was anything but crooked.


Wrench attacks’ leave crypto billionaires living in fear

The digital currency has prompted a rise in physical assaults against those who profit from it


The charming French town of Vierzon should have been an oasis of calm for crypto executive David Balland and his wife.

Instead, it became the scene of 48 hours of terror.

The cryptocurrency executive, who founded Ledger, was kidnapped from his home in the town by a criminal gang demanding a $10m (£7.4m) ransom.

French police launched a desperate manhunt and after more than a day, their special forces unit rescued Balland. About 24 hours later, his wife was saved.

But before he was rescued, the hostage takers had severed one of Mr Balland’s fingers.

The attack on Balland shook the cryptocurrency world. Digital coins such as Bitcoin have made many of the industry’s participants overnight billionaires.

But the hostage crisis has forced many to confront that they are also now potential targets for violent criminals.

The kidnapping of Balland is the most high-profile example of a so-called “wrench attack,” which is becoming a growing threat to crypto executives.

The name derives from an internet cartoon from 2014, which envisions two goons plotting to batter someone with a wrench to get the victim’s computer password.

Billions of dollars in cryptocurrency are stolen every year in cyber attacks, scams and frauds. In 2025, about $3.4bn in digital currency was stolen, according to blockchain experts at Chainalysis.

But in 2026, physical assaults are on the rise.

A report from Certik, a crypto security business, found there had been 34 physical attacks on industry figures in the first three months of 2026, a 41pc increase on 2025.

These attacks resulted in publicly reported thefts of more than $101m in cryptocurrency.

In total, last year, there were 81 publicly recorded attacks that resulted in the loss of $52m in cryptocurrency. These records, based on police reports and public news stories, are thought to significantly underestimate the problem.

Gart, a personal security business, has documented 340 wrench attacks worldwide in the past decade, with the vast majority occurring in the last three years.

In one high-profile incident in New York last March, William Duplessie and John Woeltz, two crypto investors, were arrested after allegedly drugging and applying electric shocks to a man they held hostage in an apartment to force him to give up his Bitcoin password. The case is ongoing.

Gart has also recorded at least 26 fatal crypto-linked attacks.

In December, two Ukrainian men were arrested in Vienna in connection with the death of a man who had been lured to an underground garage.

The victim’s teeth were knocked out and he choked to death on his own blood after surrendering his cryptocurrency encryption keys. His body was found burned in the boot of his own Mercedes.

The UK is also the third-worst country for physical crypto thefts, accounting for 24 in total.

Last week, Hertfordshire police announced that four men had been sentenced for between three and six years for the kidnap and false imprisonment of a 36-year-old man from London. A fifth man was sentenced on money laundering charges.

According to police, the man was followed home by four men after a night out. He awoke beaten and with no memory of the night before, with £10,000 drained from his accounts.

The police were alerted after Coinbase, the digital crypto exchange, noticed unusual activity using the funds.

Unsurprisingly, crypto influencers are uncomfortable discussing the disturbing trend. “It’s advertising me as a risk,” says one entrepreneur.

‘The global epicentre’

While the UK has had its share of attacks, France has an attack every 2.5 days this year.

According to Certik, Europe has a “hyper-concentration” of attacks and France is the “global epicentre”. In February, the French chief executive of Binance had his home invaded in a failed robbery attempt. The thieves left when they discovered he was not home.

French politicians have pledged to crack down on crypto criminals.

According to Certik, France has been worst hit because of a concentration of major businesses and a “culture of flexing” among crypto influencers, who openly flaunt their wealth on social media.

The country has also been badly hit by data breaches that have exposed personal details of crypto holders.

Criminals are not just targeting crypto bros themselves.

In April, a mother and her 11-year-old child in Burgundy were kidnapped as attackers tried to extort the father, a crypto entrepreneur, for $400,000.

Cryptocurrency experts say wrench attacks are not just becoming more common. They are growing in sophistication.

Ari Redbord, head of global policy at blockchain intelligence business TRM Labs, says there has been a “shift from opportunistic targeting to something more structured”.

Prosecutors are now finding organised criminals are arranging the raids, conducting “pre-operational surveillance and the use of encrypted platforms to recruit foot soldiers while insulating organisers from direct exposure”.

Crypto billionaires have claimed that disclosures about their personal wealth can put them at risk of being attacked.

In a lawsuit filed against Bloomberg, Justin Sun, the crypto billionaire behind the digital currency Tron, claimed that the financial website planned to disclose details about his personal holdings, which created a risk of “kidnapping, torture, and other physical violence (‘wrench attacks’), to force the transfer of crypto funds”.

Mr Sun dropped the case in May this year without prejudice.

Security firms have also warned that sophisticated criminals have been attempting to use past data breaches from crypto exchanges to find names, personal details and addresses for potential targets.

In the wake of the Ledger heist, crypto giants have also been ramping up their spending on security for their senior executives.

According to US filings, Coinbase spent $8.7m on security for Brian Armstrong, its chief executive, in 2025, up from $6.2m a year earlier.

Redbord, of TRM, notes that official police and media reports are likely capturing just a small number of the total crypto assaults being carried out around the world.

“Incidents get logged as standard robberies or burglaries – the crypto connection disappears from the record,” he says.

Today's Rich

A little hopium on a Tuesday morning.


May 25, 2026

The Runaway GOP

Republicans are scared shitless about the midterms, so they're moving to cancel out Democrats' seats in both the house and the Senate.

They knew last December they'd lose on the Epstein vote, so Mike "The Flaccid" Johnson sent them home early.

Johnson did the same thing last week when he knew he was going to lose on the War Powers resolution.

It takes for-fuckin'-ever sometimes, but so far, we've managed to get there every time. If we can stay engaged and keep paying attention, we'll get there this time too.


Iran

We had the deal - a way better deal than what dumbass Trump is chasing.

But it had one fatal flaw. It had Obama's name on it, and that's something Trump just can't stand. So he blew it up and now we'll be paying thru the nose for a long time.

Everything
Trump touches
turns to shit


Lucas Bean


Belle

She references Whirlpool CEO Mark Bitzer using the phrase "other recessionary periods" like the economy is already in recession.




Mark Zandi warns America is ‘close to the edge’ with 40% recession risk — and says US stocks are detached from reality

With stocks soaring to fresh highs, recession may be the last thing on investors’ minds. But according to Mark Zandi, chief economist at Moody’s Analytics, America is uncomfortably close to one.

In a recent interview with TheStreet, Zandi said the odds of a U.S. recession over the next 12 months are now sitting at 40%.

“Just for context, in a typical economy, what economists would call the unconditional probability of recession is closer to 15%,” he said. “So, 40% is very elevated, very uncomfortable — it gives you a sense of how close I think things are to the edge here.”

Zandi’s warning came even after a better-than-expected jobs report, with the U.S. economy adding 115,000 jobs in April while the unemployment rate held steady at 4.3% (2).

But the headline number didn’t change his view.

“The labor market is still a vulnerability in the economy, still very soft,” he said, adding that recession risks remain “very high.”

Zandi said businesses remain reluctant to hire, with hiring rates “still very low across most industries.” Hours worked also remain depressed, which Zandi said is “kind of consistent with what you’d see in a recession.”

He also pointed to falling labor-force participation — meaning fewer people are actively working or looking for work — as a warning sign. If participation had stayed steady over the past year, Zandi said, the unemployment rate would be closer to 5%.

At the same time, inflation is becoming a bigger concern. Zandi said price pressures are picking up because of the Iran war, higher energy prices, tariffs and other factors — and that is eating into household purchasing power.

“Real disposable income — that’s after tax, after accounting for inflation — is no higher today than it was a year ago,” he said. “So, there’s been no growth in purchasing power, and that’s going to get worse and start declining.”

That pressure is already showing up in the choices consumers are making.

Zandi noted that wealthy households are drawing down savings to supplement their purchasing power and maintain spending. But lower- and middle-income households don’t have the same cushion.

“They’re living more paycheck to paycheck,” he said.

If Americans have to put more of their paychecks into the gas tank, he warned, they have less left over for everything else — from gym memberships to food choices.

“You’re gonna have to trade down. You can’t have beef — you gotta have chicken,” he said.

Stocks are not the economy

Meanwhile, Wall Street has been telling a very different story. Both the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq Composite have recently climbed to fresh highs.

To Zandi, that disconnect is part of the problem.

“The stock market’s not the economy,” he said. “In my 36 years as a professional economist, the stock market’s never been more disjointed from the economy.”

He attributed much of the market’s strength to artificial intelligence, especially large tech companies.

“What’s driving the stock market train is these big hyperscalers and chip companies,” he said, adding that the AI trade “runs on its own dynamic” and “has nothing to do with the economy.”

Zandi also said investors appear to be betting that President Donald Trump will pivot if the economy or markets start to wobble.

“Stock investors are looking at the president, the president’s looking at the stock market,” he said. “That doesn’t feel like a stable… equilibrium — it’s kind of like a hall of mirrors.”

⬆︎ That's a big red flag - if you're expected Trump to behave like a normal rational human being, you're in for a rude surprise.

Zandi also warned that valuations are stretched.

“Valuations are awfully high,” he said, noting that price-to-earnings multiples are near historic highs, “except for perhaps during the internet bubble, which didn’t end so well.”

Zandi isn’t alone in sounding the alarm. Billionaire hedge fund manager Paul Tudor Jones has said that the market “feels exactly like 1999.”

Meanwhile, Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway now holds $397.4 billion in cash — a record amount that many investors interpret as a signal of caution in an expensive market (3).

To be sure, markets are inherently volatile, and no forecast is guaranteed. But with valuations stretched and recession risk elevated, now may be a good time to consider how to diversify beyond traditional stocks.

Today's Today

There's no "happy" to it.



This is a day for remembering the fallen
The lost
Those who won't grow old with us
And yet they're still right here
Forever young
Forever by our sides
And will remain, for as long as we don't forget their names
I raise my glass to them

May 24, 2026

A Story


Two monks came upon a noblewoman standing at the edge of a stream, unable to cross without ruining her shoes and her gown.

The senior monk picked her up and carried her to the other side, setting her down, so she could be on her way.

The two monks continued walking, until the younger man stopped and demanded an explanation.

"We're forbidden from touching a woman. Why did you pick her up and carry her like that?"

The older monk replied, "I carried her for a very little distance hours ago, and put her down. We've walked a long way for a long time - why are you still carrying her?"

Erika On Hate Crimes

Purposeful, deliberate ignorance accomplishes nothing - it solves no problems. Because it's not supposed to.


The Slush Fund

I call it that because that's what it is, though it may be more accurate to call it The Brown Shirt Fund.

And I call Trump a dirty, thieving, racist asshole because that's what he is.

He's stealing from us - directly, and out in the open. He's treating the US Treasury like it's his own piggy bank. The Treasury - you know, the place where they keep all the tax money everybody loves to bitch about having to pay.

And don't start thinking Trump won't put himself first in line to receive compensation for having been "so badly mistreated by the government."

I'll say it again:
Trump is a whiny-butt little pussy who does nothing but bitch about how unfair it is that he's expected to play by the rules like everybody else.


TRUMP IS STEALING OUR MONEY
AND PUTTING IT IN HIS OWN POCKET,
OR HANDING IT TO DIRECTLY
TO HIS CRIMINAL FRIENDS


‘They were pissed’: Republican lawmakers were ‘screaming’ at Todd Blanche during anti-weaponization fund briefing

Ted Cruz said Trump could face a “full-on revolt in the Senate” over the controversial fund


Republican senators erupted behind closed doors this week as acting Attorney General Todd Blanche tried to defend the Trump administration’s controversial $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund, according to a prominent GOP lawmaker.

It was a meeting that Sen. Ted Cruz later described on his podcast as one of the “roughest” he has witnessed during his time in Congress.

“Fiery does not begin to cut it,” Cruz said Friday on his podcast, “Verdict with Ted Cruz.” “My guess is there’re probably 45 senators in the room, at least half of them were blasting the attorney general, and they were pissed.”

The “anti-weaponization” fund was announced Monday after Trump agreed to drop his $10 billion lawsuit against the IRS. Cruz said many GOP lawmakers argued the proposal would be politically impossible to defend because it appeared President Donald Trump had “cut a deal with himself,” NBC News reported.

“There were multiple senators yelling at the attorney general, saying this feels like self-dealing,” Cruz said. “I got to tell you, the Republican senators were pissed – people were the entire meeting. They were screaming at the acting attorney general, and he was trying to lay out the legal basis,” Cruz said. Cruz added that “the legal basis is quite sound.”

Cruz said Senate Republicans were on the verge of rebelling over the proposal. Had the Senate moved forward Thursday night with a planned series of votes on the ICE and Border Patrol funding package, he said, roughly half of the Republican caucus was prepared to join Democrats in supporting amendments to restrict the fund.

He discussed “the degree of the jailbreak of Republicans who were bolting, who were saying we’re going to vote with the Democrats.”

Cruz warned the administration could face a major showdown when lawmakers return to Washington if changes are not made to modify the fund.

“If the administration doesn’t fix this,” he said, “they’ve got a full-on revolt in the Senate.”

In response to Cruz’s comments, a White House official told The Independent they appreciated the conversation and feedback and will have additional conversations as needed. The Independent has also contacted the DOJ for comment.

Concerns about the fund have continued to spread among Republicans.

The White House “put themselves in a bad spot. It wasn’t Congress that did it. Congress has had no input. Might be part of the problem,” said Sen. Bill Cassidy.

Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., criticized it as a “payout pot for punks,” pointing to the possibility that people convicted in connection with the Jan. 6 Capitol riot could potentially receive compensation.

Democrats have also sharply condemned the proposal. Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., wrote in a letter to Blanche on Wednesday that “the notion of the federal government doling out compensation to rioters” is “absurd and offensive.”

On Thursday, Reps. Tom Suozzi, D-N.Y., and Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa., introduced bipartisan legislation that would prohibit federal funds from being used for the program.

Trump posted on Truth Social on Friday, making clear that he wasn’t backing down on the fund.

“I could have settled my case…for an absolute fortune,” he wrote. “Instead, I am helping others, who were so badly abused.”

The Senate is scheduled to return June 1, which is the same day Trump has said he wants to sign the ICE and Border Patrol funding bill into law.