So I guess it's a kind of revolving door protection racket thing.
I sic my DOJ dogs on you, and when they send you up, you pay me to get your ass out?
This whole joint is nine kinds of fucked up.
Oct 27, 2026
More On That Ad
I get the feeling somebody decided to take the Freddy Hayek thing about animal instincts out to the logical extreme - where there's no need for honor or ethics, because it's just totally amoral - nothing matters but getting what you want.
You are nine kinds of fucked up right now, America.
Parody Memes
#EndTheDoucheBagBillionaireEra
When your bigly political rally shoulda just been an email.
Oct 26, 2026
Overheard
Stop whining about microchips in the vaccines. They're so tiny, you won't even feel it.
When I was a kid, the vaccines had floppy discs in them - now that was fucking painful.
Stewart & El-Sayed
Good point: The word "crisis" implies the problem is acute, therefor temporary. But the cycle of poverty, ignorance, and crime is chronic, therefor long term, potentially permanent, and eventually fatal.
Three Rules
- Don't get too close to the next guy
- Roughly steer in the same direction as the others
- Stay within reasonable proximity
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