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It's Coming

We've been drilling for oil for 160 years, and it's never been enough.

Eulogizing Lindsey

"Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power, and his decency for attention. Let it be known for all time that he knew exactly what Trump was from the beginning, and chose him over his country." --Steve Schmidt

Aaron Parnas

First, why would private sector "conservatives" be OK with taking orders from a centralized federal government?

Second, does Stephen Miller think firing a coupla hundred thousand brown people will give his ICE goons that many more chances to fuck with immigrants?

Third, if this isn't just another Trump fuck up, what Project 2025 purpose might it be meant to serve?

Fourth, if it's just another Trump fuck up, how deep is the resulting recession/depression likely to be?

MAGA Simping

MAGA rubes have taken their lesson from Trump quite efficiently - they whine about everything, but especially about how nobody respects them.

MAGA rubes are saying

they're boycotting NYC,

and they're never going there again

because of the commie mayor.

Is that Mamdani guy great or what!?!

Erika

When we pay into the system, and then get something back for it - that's the system working.

And it works quite well for parasite billionaires and big companies - not so much for the rest of us.

It's Not Word Salad

It'd have to improve by several orders of magnitude to qualify as a salad.

Call it rancid hash maybe? It's bad.

This woman is reciting Trump’s words exactly as he said them during the NATO summit.

We have become so inured to Trump’s incoherence that is sanewashed by the media 24/7 that we fail to recognize just how much he’s declined.

Reading a transcript of his words makes it SO CLEAR. pic.twitter.com/pyMqikcZCS

— Andrew—#IAmTheResistance (@AmoneyResists) July 9, 2026

Marc Maron

It's been said you don't set up a governing system that relies on people having to change their basic nature.

American democracy has always been dependent on honorable people doing the honorable thing.

The founders' main worry was that eventually some jagoff like Donald Trump would come along and blow it all up by simply refusing to behave honorably. But the expectation was that there would be enough honorable people to countervail him.

It held all the way up through Nixon. It was less a sure thing with Reagan, and it's being sorely tested with Trump.

Science, Bitch

Aaron Parnas

Behold the birth of the next great conspiracy fantasy.

This is going to keep the MAGA freaks busy for a long long time.

We're talking posthumus adoration rituals surpassing those devoted to Eva Peron.