Apr 30, 2026

NSFW


Nobody in full possession of his cognizant faculties would willingly fuck that banshee unless she held a gun to his balls.

So if her kids are actually Charlie's, then I'm pretty sure she roofied his mint tea, jammed an electrode up his ass, and hijacked enough of his splooge to do herself with a turkey baster.

A TweeXt Thing


MAGA Rube:
Zohran Mamdani has had to announce a budget crisis - four months into his term.
New Yorkers, you got played.

Normal Person:
Mamdani inherited a 12-billion-dollar deficit, and proposed changes to lower it by almost 60%, and idiot conservatives say "Look! Socialism failed instantly!"
He's literally taking action to solve the problem, you ignorant fart-huffing banana brain.

Dr Noc

BKjr's dumbass claims about "mercury" in vaccines have been thoroughly disproved, so he has to crash around in search of another scary-sounding thing he can use to terrorize the rubes.


Overheard


Being hated by idiots
is the price you pay
for not being one.

Shedding Support

I don't believe these guys (Tucker, MTG, Megyn, et al) are having a change of heart. I think they're still just as assholeish as ever. They just know the winds are shifting, and they have to move with that shift in order to stay in the clover - in the tall cotton - high on that hog. Whatever folksie farm-ey metaphor you prefer.

The point: Once you get a taste of big money - and the power big money brings with it - it's really hard to walk away from it.



Tucker Carlson Burns It Down, Tells Trump, ‘You Have Failed’

On Wednesday’s edition of The Tucker Carlson Show, the host slammed his former Fox News colleague Mark Levin, who has been one of the most vocal supporters of the Iran war, which the the U.S. and Israel launched on Feb. 28. In the weeks leading up to Trump’s decision to bomb the country, Levin and Carlson separately visited the White House, where they lobbied Trump for and against the war, respectively.

Carlson accused Levin of wanting to censor Americans who criticize the war, as well as the Israeli government for its role in lobbying Trump to launch it.

Carlson then casually segued from talking about Levin to Trump, without mentioning the president’s name. Nevertheless, the content of his remarks made it very clear who he was addressing. He said the president has abandoned everyday Americans and even has contempt for them.

“You hate people like that,” Carlson stated. “And there may be other reasons you hate them, but you certainly hate them because they are a reminder of how you have failed. You have not done a good job running this country. You don’t even care to try. You’d rather run the world or the empire. You don’t want to improve Baltimore. You don’t care about Gary, Indiana. Rural America makes you sick… Normal leaders would ask themselves, ‘Why are people mad? What are they dissatisfied with? How can I help them? They’re clearly in pain.'”

Carlson then said the war on Iran is the most significant thing “they” have done, but that it is failing.

“They’ve never looked inward once in 10 years,” he continued, suddenly replacing “you” with the third person. “And now they’ve reached the point of maximum frustration, where the biggest thing they’ve ever done, which is try to regime-change the Iranian government, and it hasn’t worked. That’s the biggest thing they’ve ever done. They staked everything on that. And you should just know that at this point, now that that’s not working out, they will not be mad at themselves. They’re gonna be mad at you for not liking it or appreciating it or for talking about it at all. Or for holding on to your outdated expectations about what life in this country was like then and should be now. ”

Last week, Carlson apologized for endorsing Trump.

“You know, we’ll be tormented by it for a long time,” he said while interviewing brother Buckley Carlson, who also backed the president. “I will be, and I want to say I’m sorry for misleading people, and it was not intentional. That’s all I’ll say.”

"It was unintentional"
WTF - the fact that Carlson didn't burst into flames at that very moment is further proof for me that there is no god.

Maine Senate Race

Janet Mills will always be a hero for the way she stood up to Trump in the Oval Office when he threatened her with a bullshit demand to blow up Trans Rights in exchange for federal support.

That said, oldies ain't goodies no more.

I don't know all that much about Platner, but from what little I've seen, he's plain-spoken and brings a new feisty energy to the fight.




Janet Mills Bows Out of Maine Senate Race as an Insurgent Democrat Rises

Her withdrawal reflects the energy of the party’s left and voters’ unease with older candidates and paves the way for Graham Platner to challenge Senator Susan Collins in November.


Gov. Janet Mills of Maine, the Democratic establishment’s choice to run for the Senate seat long held by Senator Susan Collins, a Republican, suspended her campaign on Thursday, saying she no longer had the financial resources to compete against Graham Platner, a progressive political newcomer.

Her exit paves the way for Mr. Platner, 41, an oysterman who has led her in polls, to become the Democratic nominee in a crucial Senate race that the party must win to regain control of the chamber.

“While I have the drive and passion, commitment and experience, and above all else — the fight — to continue on, I very simply do not have the one thing that political campaigns unfortunately require today: the financial resources,” Ms. Mills, 78, said in a statement.

She did not endorse Mr. Platner; in an interview on Monday, she had declined to commit to backing him if he became the nominee. A representative for Ms. Mills did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Thursday morning.

Surrounded by supporters, Mr. Platner claimed victory on Thursday morning in Augusta. After praising Ms. Mills’s experience in the state, he said his campaign was in the process of “taking back what is ours.”

“We will defeat Susan Collins,” Mr. Platner said. “We will go to Washington and we still start tearing down the system that for far too long has forgotten and written off the people who make Maine and this country what it is.”

The effective coronation of Mr. Platner as the Democratic nominee is a blow not only to the two-term sitting governor but also to Senator Chuck Schumer of New York and the Democratic Party establishment that he leads. Mr. Schumer, the minority leader, has for almost two decades chosen his party’s Senate candidates with little internal opposition, and he encouraged Ms. Mills to enter the race.

Her decision to withdraw reflects a political environment being rapidly reshaped by a restive Democratic grass-roots that is demanding a new, younger and far more combative generation of leadership. Her failure to gain traction also underscores how the mechanics of campaigns have shifted: Ms. Mills, who had insisted that the state already knew her well, struggled to break through Mr. Platner’s dominance on social media and liberal podcasts, and she did not try to match his far more robust campaign schedule.

Almost instantly, attention turned to the expected matchup between Mr. Platner and Ms. Collins, a battle-tested lawmaker who has repeatedly dashed Democratic dreams of seizing her seat during her three decades in office. Democrats argue that this year is different because of President Trump’s sinking approval ratings and Ms. Collins’s votes for some of his cabinet and Supreme Court nominees.

Mr. Platner’s candidacy has emerged as a key test of whether Democrats trying to flip Republican seats should run to the center or to the left.

Mr. Platner is aligned with the progressive wing of the Democratic Party, considers himself an ideological ally of Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont and is running as an economic populist. Democrats hope he can appeal to blue-collar workers who have become disaffected with the party.

But he has also called to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement, strongly defended the rights of transgender Americans and promised voters that he would be arrested protesting Mr. Trump. His candidacy will measure how much sway cultural issues have among the working-class voters Democrats are trying to claw back.

Mr. Platner, who has a long history of making inflammatory statements online — he has apologized for many of them — is also untested on the national stage. At a campaign event on Tuesday night, at least two voters expressed concerns to him about whether he would be able to withstand the scrutiny and Republican attacks; he insisted he would.

“They will tear him apart if he’s the nominee,” Ms. Mills told The New York Times in an interview last month. In January, the main super PAC for Senate Republicans announced its largest-ever investment in Maine — $42 million — to support Ms. Collins.

On the ground, though, Ms. Mills’s struggles were palpable. And her light campaign schedule, complete absence from the airwaves and lagging fund-raising had worried and bewildered supporters from Washington to Maine.

They wondered why the pugilistic two-term governor — the daughter of a prominent political family who has spent decades in public life — wasn’t taking a more vigorous approach to a race that had appeared, for weeks, to be slipping out of reach.

She left the race just a week before the candidates were scheduled to meet for their first debate, a moment her supporters hoped could move the race back toward Ms. Mills.

The next big question is how rapidly the party coalesces around Mr. Platner.

Mr. Schumer and Senator Kirsten Gillibrand of New York, the chair of Senate Democrats’ campaign arm, praised Ms. Mills on Thursday as she departed the race.

“We are grateful for her hard-fought and principled campaign, and we respect her decision to continue her service to Maine as governor,” they said in a statement. “After years of allowing Trump’s abuses of power, Senator Collins has never been more vulnerable, and we will work with the presumptive Democratic nominee, Graham Platner, to defeat her.”

Ms. Mills had been more circumspect in an interview on Monday evening, saying she would not support Ms. Collins but declining to explicitly commit to backing his candidacy should she lose the primary race.

She had spent the day at a low-key housing policy round-table in a fluorescent-lit room, followed by a modest meet-and-greet at a brewery in Portland. There, she mingled with a mix of anxious supporters and other bar-goers, sipping a beer, snacking on popcorn and snagging a few fries from an attendee’s order. But she did not make remarks.

Even before Ms. Mills’s announcement, Mr. Platner’s campaign had all but declared victory in the primary race. At a town-hall meeting on Wednesday evening, he made no mention of his Democratic opponent, focusing his attacks on billionaires, technology moguls and Ms. Collins.

“I don’t know if we’re moving past — I don’t even know if we were ever, like, focused,” he said, when asked in an interview after the event if he was already looking beyond the primary. “The only time I really talk about the governor is when people ask what are the distinctions and I lay them out.”

The Democratic establishment’s challenges are becoming increasingly apparent. In a year when the party has grown increasingly bullish about its chances of winning back a Senate majority, some of Mr. Schumer’s preferred candidates have struggled to gain traction in their primary contests.

His explicit and subtle efforts to influence competitive primary races have prompted pushback from a group of liberal Senate colleagues who have made a point of endorsing rivals to his preferred candidates.

Several candidates have made opposition to Mr. Schumer’s leadership central to their campaigns. In Illinois in March, Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton won her state’s Senate primary race while pledging to oppose a future Schumer bid to be party leader.

The rebuke will only grow stronger if those candidates do well in November, after which Mr. Schumer could face a serious challenge to his leadership post in the Senate.

Mr. Schumer has also recruited candidates in Alaska, North Carolina and Ohio who are on glide paths to the general election.

In Maine, Mr. Schumer saw Ms. Mills, an eighth-generation Mainer with deep political roots in the state, as a proven candidate with the renown and popularity to challenge Ms. Collins.

But Ms. Mills, whose delay in entering the race last year raised questions about her hunger for the job, could not catch up with Mr. Platner’s fund-raising or his standing in polls of Maine Democrats. Her campaign announced it had raised $2.6 million during the first three months of 2026, a relative pittance for a top-tier Senate candidate backed by Mr. Schumer and party leaders.

Ms. Mills and her allies tried to knock Mr. Platner out of the primary with a series of damaging stories and then advertisements about offensive things he had written online about women and rape, as well as a tattoo on his chest that resembled a Nazi symbol. Mr. Platner later obscured the image with a new tattoo.

Ms. Mills faced criticism from some fellow Democrats for pressing those issues, since they could potentially damage Mr. Platner if he became the Democratic nominee.

But in the general election, Ms. Collins and her Republican allies will face no such constraints as they try to defeat Mr. Platner.

“Washington Democrats always fall short in Maine and will again, because they just nominated a dishonest radical,” said Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina, the chairman of Senate Republicans’ campaign arm.


We live in the material realities of policy decisions made by people we've never met, and shouldn't trust - until they prove themselves.

Up Up And Away

Now ain't that just won-fuckin'-derful.


Inflation spikes to 3.5 percent in March as Iran war drove prices higher

Prices grew at a far more rapid rate in March as the war in Iran drove a significant increase in inflation, according to data released Thursday by the Commerce Department.

The annual inflation rate in March rose to 3.5 percent, as measured by the personal consumption expenditures (PCE) price index, up from 2.8 percent in February. Without food and energy prices, which have spiked amid the war in Iran, the annual inflation rate last month was 3.2 percent.

Prices also jumped 0.7 percent last month alone, up from a 0.4 percent increase in February, according to the Commerce Department.

The PCE price index is the Federal Reserve’s preferred measure of inflation. The March annual inflation rate of 3.5 percent is far above the Fed’s target of 2 percent annual inflation.

The new inflation data was in line with the expectations of economists, who have warned about the steep toll the Iran war could take on the U.S. economy.

Powell out at Fed, or is he? Warsh confirmation advances as interest rates hold steady | Sunrise

President Trump and Republicans, who are already facing intense criticism over their handling of the economy, are likely to face even more pressure from the spike in price growth.