The Right Kind Of Ad

More like this one please.

Kat Abughazaleh

Oops

Burn down the #EpsteinClass https://t.co/PFf1enuZBV

— e'Ville Mike 🇺🇸 ❤️ 🌎🌍🌏 (@eVilleMike) March 1, 2026

The Dipshit Diet

Like practically all of Felon47's cabinet, BKjr is a clear and present danger.

I had this really annoying pain in my left side - kinda down low on my belly - so I Googled it, and found this guy on Reddit (I think he said he's a plumber) who has some great opinions, and snappy comebacks in the comments section, and his cousin's roommate's sister-in-law says what I need is to find the best chiropractor in town and talk to him about how to relieve the tension in my upper back and neck - it'll fix me right up. Cuz those egghead doctors are all just a buncha pill-pushers who make bank by keeping you sick and raking in the cash for a global cabal of Jewish bankers.

C'mon, people, get your Crown Chakra out of your Root Chakra and have a conversation with somebody who actually knows their shit, like - oh I dunno - an actual fuckin' doctor.

Nobody ever went broke

underestimating the taste or intelligence

of the American people

Flip Flop

The New Axis

A Quote

“They got money for war but can’t feed the poor” 

--Tupac Shakur

Very Interesting

I doubt it, but how sweet would it be?

Keith

And the US military

has obeyed

illegal orders

And Away We Go

We all saw it coming. We knew he'd pull some really bad shit eventually.

But 120 million of us chose to ignore it, and either stayed home, or secretly wanted it, and turned out to vote for it.

We are a nation of shitty stupid people.

Daddy State Awareness Guide, Rule 3

Every prediction of some dire consequence is a veiled threat.

Whatever terrible thing they're "warning" us about is something they intend to make happen (often in an attempt to coerce us into doing something they want), or to signal and motivate their mob.

Rewards

Not that hockey players are widely known for their dignity and sense of decorum, but this is truly a new low.

Grok says it's a real picture.

BTW, The White House Presidential Food Service has a staff of world class chefs, operating a professional kitchen 2nd to none.

So, to express our heartfelt gratitude and high respect for a team of extraordinary athletes who brought home gold medals, let's treat them each to a 15-dollar meal of fast food junk.