Man vs Bear

Notice how the bear hears "No!" and fucks off.

Are we clear on this now, guys?

Hawk

This is a bit of a knee-jerk reaction, but it's easy to understand, hard to dispute, and impossible for me to condemn.

10 years. We've been plagued with that jerk's shit for 10 fuckin' years.

More War & Higher Prices

As per usual, Trump struts around calling himself a hero for "stopping the war in the Congo", while he's busily ramping up the US military to fight it.

- and in the meantime, our anti-war POTUS is making everybody's lives worse with his stupid fucking "ideas" on trade, economics, and foreign policy -

Drudge

 

SPIRIT GOES BUST

 

BAILOUT UNRAVELS

 

IRAN WAR CASUALTY

President fears Nancy Mace governorship

Ruby Red Iowa Backed Trump by 13 Points in '24. Now It's Battleground

After Months of Debating Rate Cuts, Fed Shifts Toward Mapping Out HIKES

High Housing Costs Push Foreclosures to Six-Year High

All this winning.

Please, Mr President,

we can't take any more

of this winning.

Today's Belle

Politicians are telling us not to trust politicians because politicians took our money and lost it, so let's just take a politician's word for it that the politicians want to do what's best for us.

Removing the Social Security Tax Cap

closes future deficits by more than 70%.

Making it progressive

funds the system

FOREVER

Today's Opposites Day

Are they racists? TBH, we can't see what they think - we can only see what they do.

We can see who their friends and allies are. So I may not know for sure that you're a racist, but people who self-identify as racists think you're peachy. And now, you're siding with racist assholes against an organization trying to do something to fix some of the problems that stem from our national history of doing racist shit.

And like Grandma said: People will know you by the crowd you run with.

Friday's Amanda

You Expected Something Else?

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

NSFW

Nobody in full possession of his cognizant faculties would willingly fuck that banshee unless she held a gun to his balls.

So if her kids are actually Charlie's, then I'm pretty sure she roofied his mint tea, jammed an electrode up his ass, and hijacked enough of his splooge to do herself with a turkey baster.

A TweeXt Thing

MAGA Rube:

Zohran Mamdani has had to announce a budget crisis - four months into his term.

New Yorkers, you got played.

Normal Person:

Mamdani inherited a 12-billion-dollar deficit, and proposed changes to lower it by almost 60%, and idiot conservatives say "Look! Socialism failed instantly!"

He's literally taking action to solve the problem, you ignorant fart-huffing banana brain.