Oops

Burn down the #EpsteinClass https://t.co/PFf1enuZBV

— e'Ville Mike 🇺🇸 ❤️ 🌎🌍🌏 (@eVilleMike) March 1, 2026

Looking Forward

There are three main probabilities for our future, and in two of them humans are really fucked.

• Some variation of the brotherhood of man
• Skynet
• The Matrix

This may be a pretty good look at the interim period we find ourselves at the beginning of now.

What an Ad. pic.twitter.com/AJUwkmD0t1

— Shubham Mishra (@brahma_4u) February 26, 2026

Fun With A.I.

Who did this?? 😂 pic.twitter.com/PIbvwUOsOQ

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) February 24, 2026

Today's TweeXt

The Meme Parade continues.

The Internet is undefeated. One of the greatest moments in cinematic history. pic.twitter.com/wDI0kqrbi7

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) February 15, 2026

Pammy Jo & The Fat Orange Monster

The fat orange monster and Pam pic.twitter.com/khkd2GRQAM

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) February 13, 2026

Today's TweeXt

He starts off referencing an event, but not naming it.

At first I thought, 'it'd be helpful if I knew what that event was', but when we're talking about Trump and his gang of autocratic, theocratic, kleptocratic thugs, he could be referencing just about any event on any day.

This gentleman asks a very serious question: What does it say about us that we elected a MONSTER? 😳👇 pic.twitter.com/hekFQy1NSu

— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) February 10, 2026

They Call It Wage Optimization

Fuck the bean-counters.

Why jobs pay you just enough to stay broke pic.twitter.com/8GhQy3yEdh

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) February 9, 2026

Today's TweeXt

We don't know who the pedophiles are in the Epstein files.

And we don't know who the masked assholes are who're terrorizing people in our cities.

But we do know who the politicians are who support them.

Stop protecting this creep, release the Epstein files. pic.twitter.com/3Z8VDQteER

— 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 GAZETTE🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@FrancisWegner) January 29, 2026

On Performative Bullshit

Need to look a certain part to be sure the donations keep pouring in?

Wanna show America you're a true blue lover of truth and faith?

Just dab your hanky in hot sauce, and then touch it to your tear ducts as you take the stage.

The rubes love that kinda shit - works every time.

NEVER FORGET when Erika Kirk was caught using tear solution to create fake tears before going on the TPUSA stage.

A freak show. pic.twitter.com/xtAjxUieoB

— Parody Jeff (@BackupJeffx) January 27, 2026

(from a parody account. maybe it's real, maybe it's not. I poke fun - you decide)

Tread On Me, Daddy

If we try to hold government power to account, we're considered "domestics terrorists".

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: ICE agents in Maine just photographed a civilian’s face and name and said they’re putting it in a database.

When the woman asked why, the agent’s response was basically: “Now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”

This is intimidation. Not law enforcement. pic.twitter.com/68dEiVd2wa

— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) January 23, 2026

Ooky Spooky

The liberals are improving at memes. At least whoever did this is. pic.twitter.com/9ecOIe8iSm

— Invisidon (@QuantumAlteredX) January 4, 2026

Today's TweeXt

I produced commercials for Trump Casinos in 1986. Trump refused to pay the ad agency and Jay Chiat the owner of the agency got a letter from Trump which is a famous advertising story. He stiffed EVERYBODY. He still hasn't paid the rally venues. Owes millions. GOOGLE IT https://t.co/1NC6UqDOVC

— Sandi Bachom 📹 (@sandibachom) December 1, 2025

A TweeXt

Stupidly lame excuse du jour:

Unidentified ICE asshole says he's wearing the mask because he doesn't want to get COVID.

ICE refuses to take off mask and identify himself—"I don't want to get Covid."

Agent then threatens to arrest U.S citizen driving car—pulls out gun and points at neighbors asking questions.

Directly violates Chicago Mayor's executive order requiring agents to not conceal their… pic.twitter.com/QlhaCGyeFh

— LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 (@LongTimeHistory) October 13, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Greta has always stood 10 toes down. pic.twitter.com/93180lnwcd

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) October 7, 2025

Today's TweeXt

When the universe knows what an asshow you are, and it starts sending you messages.

(Or maybe it's the people who run the machines at the UN)

Here’s when the UN escalator stopped working the second Trump & Melania got to it

(The teleprompter stopped right when he started his speech also) pic.twitter.com/fxmDetY3Yb

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 23, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Trump: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States." pic.twitter.com/UyYC1xTHZz

— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) August 26, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Can anybody point out the leftie - or the Democrat - or whoever it is that the wingnuts are telling us to be mad at for slamming the Sydney Sweeney ad?

I imagine there's plenty of us who roll our eyes at it, but is there really some kind of concerted resistance or condemnation coming from "the left"? 

I mean, "the left" has a hard time organizing a two-car parade. If there's some kind of popular reaction to the thing, maybe it's because most normal people are just naturally aware of the probable double or triple entendre. (see the Daily Show)

Seems probable the paranoid right is just doing a little of their usual projection.

Since Monday, Fox News has spent 85 minutes covering an American Eagle commercial featuring Sydney Sweeney, devoting over 20 segments to it. In the same time period, Fox spent just 3 minutes discussing the Trump administration’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. pic.twitter.com/k9ch6itlf2

— Media Matters (@mmfa) July 31, 2025

A PSA

From Tik Tok via TwiXter

Live this. pic.twitter.com/awj446iWAD

— Sam Malone (@GizmosSpace3) July 28, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Freeonis is our national treasure https://t.co/2sh9Yz6SfK

— Kate from Kharkiv (@BohuslavskaKate) July 27, 2025

Practical Prose

There’s still poetry on the internet pic.twitter.com/8tvBKy4VEh

— Elai (@elaifresh) June 14, 2025