All Together Now

Ew

Notice how the lady puts on some speed to get up those steps, and out of the line of fire.

Those are deep

Told ya pic.twitter.com/ZDlI8T0BfR

— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger) May 28, 2026

Today's AI Follies

It's not so scary that AI is here and seems to be moving too fast and breaking too many things. And it's not even so scary that the nerds keep coming up with failed "products". What's really scary is that too many people won't stop thinking that somebody can perfect the imperfectable.

Videos like this one reinforce my idea that the Big Tech Bros believe AI is the new Master Race, and that they're pushing the nerds to create what I think can't be created.

When they send the AI army for us, remember: We all meet halfway up a good long flight of stairs.

When the AI army comes to destroy us remember - we all meet at the steps!pic.twitter.com/srjZ4oZlc3

— Greta (@GretaGrace20) May 20, 2026

From TwiXter

The American Ammosexual when he learns it's called a "school" of fish.

Video of a man firing a submachine gun underwater pic.twitter.com/hB7U1ihove

— ₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ (@Forty1_0) May 9, 2026

Yesterday In Boston

RESTORING FAITH

Wholesome moment captured at Boston Marathon 🥹 pic.twitter.com/9nueNxmTKX

— OnlyBangers (@OnlyBangersEth) April 21, 2026

A TweeXt

RESTORING FAITH

Character is the way you behave when nobody's looking.

This is what character looks like. No audience, no applause. Kindness when nobody’s watching. Humans at their best. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/VkQoZO26IV

— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) April 19, 2026

Today's TweeXt

OMG! Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/0VdDhYQDZN

— Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 (@LucasSa56947288) April 16, 2026

A TweeXt

We're losing.

LMAO who made this no lies detected 😭😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/5OiW8Hm6IM

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) April 6, 2026

Today's TweeXt

via Glenn Greenwald, of all people.

Why getting swindled is a Top 5 under-reported crime.

You won't hear a better 55-second description of MAGA and Trump than this: in terms of the perspective of any minimally honest MAGA supporter:pic.twitter.com/6ox6uhH65k

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 6, 2026

Read It And Weep

Donald Trump

has no soul,

no heart,

and no honor.

This Fucked Up Timeline

Life in 2026. 👇 pic.twitter.com/DAsd0QLmb4

— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) March 29, 2026

I Just Have To

You may notice I'm having a bit of trouble staying away. Call it my overdeveloped sense of commitment to routine. Sue me.

This is too good not to pass along.

Wow...LMAO. pic.twitter.com/Zq4FnLKlu1

— Mr. Sausage (@MrSausageGet) March 16, 2026

Today's TweeXt

👀 🤔 pic.twitter.com/IhTLSsk9n0

— mrredpillz jokaqarmy (@JOKAQARMY1) March 8, 2026

Oops

Burn down the #EpsteinClass https://t.co/PFf1enuZBV

— e'Ville Mike 🇺🇸 ❤️ 🌎🌍🌏 (@eVilleMike) March 1, 2026

Looking Forward

There are three main probabilities for our future, and in two of them humans are really fucked.

• Some variation of the brotherhood of man
• Skynet
• The Matrix

This may be a pretty good look at the interim period we find ourselves at the beginning of now.

What an Ad. pic.twitter.com/AJUwkmD0t1

— Shubham Mishra (@brahma_4u) February 26, 2026

Fun With A.I.

Who did this?? 😂 pic.twitter.com/PIbvwUOsOQ

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) February 24, 2026

Today's TweeXt

The Meme Parade continues.

The Internet is undefeated. One of the greatest moments in cinematic history. pic.twitter.com/wDI0kqrbi7

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) February 15, 2026

Pammy Jo & The Fat Orange Monster

The fat orange monster and Pam pic.twitter.com/khkd2GRQAM

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) February 13, 2026

Today's TweeXt

He starts off referencing an event, but not naming it.

At first I thought, 'it'd be helpful if I knew what that event was', but when we're talking about Trump and his gang of autocratic, theocratic, kleptocratic thugs, he could be referencing just about any event on any day.

This gentleman asks a very serious question: What does it say about us that we elected a MONSTER? 😳👇 pic.twitter.com/hekFQy1NSu

— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) February 10, 2026

They Call It Wage Optimization

Fuck the bean-counters.

Why jobs pay you just enough to stay broke pic.twitter.com/8GhQy3yEdh

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) February 9, 2026

Today's TweeXt

We don't know who the pedophiles are in the Epstein files.

And we don't know who the masked assholes are who're terrorizing people in our cities.

But we do know who the politicians are who support them.

Stop protecting this creep, release the Epstein files. pic.twitter.com/3Z8VDQteER

— 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 GAZETTE🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@FrancisWegner) January 29, 2026