Today's TweeXt

I produced commercials for Trump Casinos in 1986. Trump refused to pay the ad agency and Jay Chiat the owner of the agency got a letter from Trump which is a famous advertising story. He stiffed EVERYBODY. He still hasn't paid the rally venues. Owes millions. GOOGLE IT https://t.co/1NC6UqDOVC

— Sandi Bachom 📹 (@sandibachom) December 1, 2025

A TweeXt

Stupidly lame excuse du jour:

Unidentified ICE asshole says he's wearing the mask because he doesn't want to get COVID.

ICE refuses to take off mask and identify himself—"I don't want to get Covid."

Agent then threatens to arrest U.S citizen driving car—pulls out gun and points at neighbors asking questions.

Directly violates Chicago Mayor's executive order requiring agents to not conceal their… pic.twitter.com/QlhaCGyeFh

— LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 (@LongTimeHistory) October 13, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Greta has always stood 10 toes down. pic.twitter.com/93180lnwcd

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) October 7, 2025

Today's TweeXt

When the universe knows what an asshow you are, and it starts sending you messages.

(Or maybe it's the people who run the machines at the UN)

Here’s when the UN escalator stopped working the second Trump & Melania got to it

(The teleprompter stopped right when he started his speech also) pic.twitter.com/fxmDetY3Yb

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 23, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Trump: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States." pic.twitter.com/UyYC1xTHZz

— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) August 26, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Can anybody point out the leftie - or the Democrat - or whoever it is that the wingnuts are telling us to be mad at for slamming the Sydney Sweeney ad?

I imagine there's plenty of us who roll our eyes at it, but is there really some kind of concerted resistance or condemnation coming from "the left"? 

I mean, "the left" has a hard time organizing a two-car parade. If there's some kind of popular reaction to the thing, maybe it's because most normal people are just naturally aware of the probable double or triple entendre. (see the Daily Show)

Seems probable the paranoid right is just doing a little of their usual projection.

Since Monday, Fox News has spent 85 minutes covering an American Eagle commercial featuring Sydney Sweeney, devoting over 20 segments to it. In the same time period, Fox spent just 3 minutes discussing the Trump administration’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. pic.twitter.com/k9ch6itlf2

— Media Matters (@mmfa) July 31, 2025

A PSA

From Tik Tok via TwiXter

Live this. pic.twitter.com/awj446iWAD

— Sam Malone (@GizmosSpace3) July 28, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Freeonis is our national treasure https://t.co/2sh9Yz6SfK

— Kate from Kharkiv (@BohuslavskaKate) July 27, 2025

Practical Prose

There’s still poetry on the internet pic.twitter.com/8tvBKy4VEh

— Elai (@elaifresh) June 14, 2025

The Parade Is Under Way

pic.twitter.com/6UIXeXEyyi

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) June 14, 2025

A TweeXt

I appreciate the application of Poe's Law on this tweeXt, while at the same time, I have to be a little ashamed for my country.

It is truly a sad testament to just how fucked up this MAGA Regime is that somebody felt the need to write a community note explaining that the chiron is a just a joke.

We have to pull out of this skid.

Come Uppance

It totally sucks that she had to go thru that shit.

It totally doesn't suck that 6 hired thugs have been busted and charged in Idaho.

In Idaho

• Paul Trouette: Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation
• Alex Trouette IV: Security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation
• Russell Dunne: Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation
• Chistofer Berge: Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation
• Jesse Jones: Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation
• Michael Keller: Battery

BREAKING: Remember this video of a Democratic woman being was dragged out of a Republican Townhall in Idaho? Remember how MAGA claimed that the security officers acted appropriately?

They were ALL just charged.

Here are their Names/Charges.

- Paul Trouette – Battery, false… pic.twitter.com/2YFHImcZlO

— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) April 19, 2025

Today's TweeXt

Trump's cabinet meetings pic.twitter.com/6qZQ6bDU64

— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) April 10, 2025

Tell Me Lies

egregious liars 🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/PBX7NrkyNJ

— Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) March 27, 2025

Today's TweeXt

And again - It's more than just possible that we'd have a president named Kamala if the Dems had turned this Walz guy loose.

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor. pic.twitter.com/YTJFpre5bs

— Governor Tim Walz (@GovTimWalz) March 25, 2025

Make A Wish

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— 𝗧𝗼𝗺 𝗢𝘀𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 PhD, FRSA, etc! (@call_me_tomasso) March 1, 2025

Today's TweeXt

1. Taxpayers have plenty to do with how their schools are run
2. What's being taught in American universities is supported by 60-80% of us

What Maybelline Vance is advocating is exactly the kind of "government school indoctrination" that Republicans have been whining about - and campaigning against - for 30 years.

Q: Viktor Orbán seized control of universities and put them in foundations that were run by his allies. He rewrote the Constitution, he neutered the courts, and he has tried to control the media. Is that what you're advocating for in the US?

Trump VP contender Vance: I think… pic.twitter.com/1DOl2z69yL

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) May 19, 2024

Today's TweeXt

Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh today on his 4th anniversary of being cancer free. Atta boy Rush! pic.twitter.com/6aoaLyx3Ar

— Canada Hates Trump (@AntiTrumpCanada) February 18, 2025

Today's Oy

Unconfirmed, but c'mon - knowing what we already know about Trump's cabinet picks, nobody's doubting the high probability of this kinda shit now, are they?

Donald Trump‘s new transportation secretary, Sean Duffy.
Resurfaced clip pic.twitter.com/DllwO4RLmt

— Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) February 5, 2025

Today's TweeXt

INFURIATING! pic.twitter.com/DNecjHh9PI

— Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) February 7, 2025