They Know It's Bad

... but they'll never come clean in public.

🚨HOT MIC: Paxton secretly caught admitting Trump is a DRAG on his campaign.

Even Trump’s sycophants are realizing his 300+ pounds of political deadweight make one hell of a losing campaign liability. Donnie isn’t gonna be happy. 😂 pic.twitter.com/26m2vbAuIs

— 💕 Brittany Belle 💕 (@BrittanyinTexas) September 30, 2026

Blue Dot Farmers

Blue dot farmer spilling the tea on her mAgA neighbors
I love this woman ❤️https://t.co/Fs2XEwrYvL pic.twitter.com/WsFyIxevQh

— Jamison Daniel (@AntiquarianMuse) September 28, 2026

https://bluedotfarms.com/

Who Said It

Here’s some educational material. pic.twitter.com/MZRHxf0yMC

— Master Yoga (@DasBob_rasiert) September 24, 2026

Prophesy

I’m dead, and this is what killed me.☠️☠️☠️ pic.twitter.com/zCVs5XQqVa

— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ (@LuckyMcGee) September 22, 2026

Accountability

A short play in three acts.

Question

When was the last time Trump returned a salute?

Trump leaving DC with First Lady Natalie Harp not far behind him all dressed up for Camp David.#TravelWithNatalie pic.twitter.com/LfUh5a3evr

— Donk Media ♻️™ (@donkoclock) September 19, 2026

Jonathan Pie

The Trillion Dollar Bribehttps://t.co/Oo5IriYhuu pic.twitter.com/1NBcB9wV1f

— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) September 10, 2026

♬ Oooo That Smell 🎶

♪ ...can't you smell that smell? Oooo the smell of death surrounds you. ♬

Notice anything in this video? pic.twitter.com/x9DAoT2iVi

— Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 (@LucasSa56947288) September 7, 2026

Who They Are

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Trust but verify. This was still up on USDOL's twixter page as of Saturday, August 29, 2026.

One Homeland. One People. One Heritage.

Remember who you are, American. pic.twitter.com/2eh8njcz9Z

— U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) January 11, 2026

Remember

Better men than these jagoffs

have been trying to conquer the world

for many thousands of years,

and the world remains undefeated. 

A TweeXt

LMAO. Hunter Biden just destroyed Donald Trump.

“My dad at 81 years old secretly got on a military aircraft, went to Ukraine, took a train for 16 hours to Kyiv as the first President of the United States to go into an active war zone. Donald Trump fits his fat ass into a food…

— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) August 22, 2026

Mitch Is Headed Back To The Wild

Mitch McConnell is out of the hospital and heading back to his natural habitat. pic.twitter.com/hjMLkGiT7d

— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) July 29, 2026

Notes From The Fair

Been wondering how Trump manages to hang on to a 35% approval?

Wonder no more.

Wanna know how Trump got elected besides the help of Musk and Putin?

Look no further than here: ⤵️

This is how the average Trump voter actually thinks! 🚫 🧠 pic.twitter.com/bt4C5Nokhi

— Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' (@Damaan4u33) July 20, 2026

It's Not Word Salad

It'd have to improve by several orders of magnitude to qualify as a salad.

Call it rancid hash maybe? It's bad.

This woman is reciting Trump’s words exactly as he said them during the NATO summit.

We have become so inured to Trump’s incoherence that is sanewashed by the media 24/7 that we fail to recognize just how much he’s declined.

Reading a transcript of his words makes it SO CLEAR. pic.twitter.com/pyMqikcZCS

— Andrew—#IAmTheResistance (@AmoneyResists) July 9, 2026

Fun With A.I.

The Great American State
🎪
Fair has become another example of an administration that seems increasingly focused on spectacle over governing.

As the centerpiece of the Trump administration’s Freedom 250 celebration, the event will transform the National Mall into a massive… pic.twitter.com/5Ks1Mua0U3

— Freyja Kristensen 🇪🇺🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴🇪🇦🇩🇪🇺🇦 (@Germania_Freyja) July 1, 2026

A TweeXt

Trump’s last 17 weeks of Iran posts—summed up in five seconds. pic.twitter.com/DaRMnAOmkq

— DonkConnects ♻️™ (@donkoclock) June 28, 2026

Obama Did What Now?

MAGA loves to bitch about how racism in America started with Obama.

And they're consistently giving us a perfect view of point #8 from Umberto Eco's Eternal Fascism - ie: Obama was dumb and inept, and systematically destroying the country. 

This was posted on TwiXter by Willie Ross Jr Knee Deep:

The day Obama took office, the Dow closed at 7,949 points. Eight years later, the Dow had almost tripled.

General Motors and Chrysler were on the brink of bankruptcy, with Ford not far behind, and their failure, along with their supply chains, would have meant the loss of millions of jobs. Obama pushed through a controversial, $80 billion bailout to save the car industry. The U.S. car industry survived, started making money again, and the entire $80 billion was paid back, with interest.

While we remain vulnerable to lone-wolf attacks, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully executed a mass attack here since 9/11.

Obama ordered the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.

He drew down the number of troops from 180,000 in Iraq and Afghanistan to just 15,000, and increased funding for the Department of Veterans Affairs.

He launched a program called Opening Doors which, since 2010, has led to a 47 percent decline in the number of homeless veterans. He set a record 73 straight months of private-sector job growth.

Due to Obama’s regulatory policies, greenhouse gas emissions decreased by 12%, production of renewable energy more than doubled, and our dependence on foreign oil was cut in half.

He signed The Lilly Ledbetter Act, making it easier for women to sue employers for unequal pay.

His Omnibus Public Lands Management Act designated more than 2 million acres as wilderness, creating thousands of miles of trails and protecting over 1,000 miles of rivers.

He reduced the federal deficit from 9.8 percent of GDP in 2009 to 3.2 percent in 2016.

For all the inadequacies of the Affordable Care Act, we seem to have forgotten that, before the ACA, you could be denied coverage for a pre-existing condition and kids could not stay on their parents’ policies up to age 26.

Obama approved a $14.5 billion system to rebuild the levees in New Orleans.

All this, even as our own Mitch McConnell famously asserted that his singular mission would be to block anything President Obama tried to do.

While Obama failed on his campaign pledge to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay, that prison’s population decreased from 242 to around 50.

He expanded funding for embryonic stem cell research, supporting ground breaking advancement in areas like spinal injury treatment and cancer.

Credit card companies can no longer charge hidden fees or raise interest rates without advance notice.

Most years, Obama threw a 4th of July party for military families. He held babies, played games with children, served barbecue, and led the singing of “Happy Birthday” to his daughter Malia, who was born on July 4.

Welfare spending is down: for every 100 poor families, just 24 receive cash assistance, compared with 64 in 1996.

Obama comforted families and communities following more than a dozen mass shootings. After Sandy Hook, he said, “The majority of those who died today were children, beautiful little kids between the ages of 5 and 10 years old.”

Yet, he never came for your guns.

He sang Amazing Grace, spontaneously, at the altar.

He was the first president since Eisenhower to serve two terms without personal or political scandal.

He was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

The Fat Orange Monster

 ...And The Pool Of Sorrows

The fat orange monster and the pool of sorrows pic.twitter.com/eMA9PYjsJn

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) June 24, 2026

A TweeXt

IMO, they have to be doing some of this on purpose, don't they?

This could be a clever subliminal stab at telling the rubes the GOP needs them to stay dumb.

IDK - I'm just spit-ballin' a little. Republicans are indeed the party of the Ignorant Slobs, and they're pretty good at filling their voters' heads with all manner of confetti and cotton wadding, so there's no reason for me to think they wouldn't go for an appeal to the subconscious.

Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up. pic.twitter.com/AQ717wGyOw

— Amity (@amitylee13) June 14, 2026

A TweeXt

Perfect gift for your MAGA friends and family. pic.twitter.com/J6QUh8UnVL

— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) June 5, 2026

All Together Now

Ew

Notice how the lady puts on some speed to get up those steps, and out of the line of fire.

Those are deep

Told ya pic.twitter.com/ZDlI8T0BfR

— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger) May 28, 2026