Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Jul 30, 2026
Jul 17, 2026
This Little Ditty
@michael.kryton The living Presidents get reel musical about the vote in November. #hilariousvideos #hilAIrious #aigenerated #ai #obama #bush #clinton #openart #Suno
♬ original sound - Michael Kryton
Jul 9, 2026
Jul 8, 2026
Babylon Bee
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — A WNBA player was suspended on Tuesday for failing to meet the league's code of conduct when she decided to play an entire game and not even once try to assault Caitlin Clark.
Natasha Mack, a forward for the Phoenix Mercury, was hit with a flagrant foul and suspended for 10 games after she did not violently assault Caitlin Clark in the latest matchup against the Indiana Fever. The call is a little unusual in that Natasha Mack was sidelined for the game with an injured left foot, but WNBA officials say that they can not make exceptions for Mack.
"Rules are rules," the WNBA put out in an official statement. "We have made it very clear that Caitlin Clark is to be assaulted by each and every player, every single game. Natasha's conduct does not rise up to the level of play we expect in the WNBA."
The WNBA put out a list of approved violent acts that players are expected to attempt against Clark each game including punching, kicking, biting, eye-gouging, hair pulling, clawing, and stabbing.
"I recognize that I failed to seriously maim Caitlin Clark, and I'm deeply sorry for my actions," said Mack in a statement. "My injury is no excuse. I will do the work to rehab, get back on the court, and get to punching."
At publishing time, the WNBA had asked players to double up their assaults in light of the prior oversight.
Jul 4, 2026
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Jul 1, 2026
Fun With A.I.
The Great American State
— Freyja Kristensen 🇪🇺🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴🇪🇦🇩🇪🇺🇦 (@Germania_Freyja) July 1, 2026
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Fair has become another example of an administration that seems increasingly focused on spectacle over governing.
As the centerpiece of the Trump administration’s Freedom 250 celebration, the event will transform the National Mall into a massive… pic.twitter.com/5Ks1Mua0U3
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I'm In
KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—Giving helpful advice ahead of peace talks in Alaska, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy suggested on Monday that Donald J. Trump offer Vladimir Putin “full sovereignty” over the state of Florida.
“If you are considering some kind of ‘land swap’ for peace, Florida should be on the table,” Zelenskyy said. “With Florida, you have cards.”
Explaining his rationale for a Russian annexation of the Sunshine State, Zelenskyy said, “There are already so many Russian-speaking people there, especially the oligarchs and criminals around Mar-a-Lago.”
Speaking from the Kremlin, Putin said he would “consider” an offer of Florida, but only if it did not include ownership of Ron DeSantis.
Jul 24, 2025
South Park (NSFW)
I'm wondering how long before something bad happens to Paramount.
I'll post the AI video of Trump in the desert ASAP.
May 16, 2025
Feb 17, 2025
Today's Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s confirmation as Health and Human Services Secretary on Thursday received a rousing thumbs-up from some of his most prominent supporters, the National Alliance of Funeral Directors.
“For years, the funeral industry has suffered as a result of the Democratic Party’s unabashed anti-death agenda,” the group said in an official statement. “We are confident that Secretary Kennedy will make death great again.”
But the confirmation drew a less enthusiastic reaction from one of Kennedy’s detractors, the worm who spent several years feasting on his brain.
“As a worm, you’d expect me to be pro-death,” the worm said. “But this is insane.”
In a more muted comment, Dr. Mehmet Oz said, “Well, at least I won’t be the biggest quack in the government.”
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