Jimmy Kimmel

They treat him like he's three years old - because that's how he behaves.

• He demands attention
• He needs instant gratification
• He has to be constantly praised for nothing
• He needs plenty of nap time
• They order in McDonalds for him two or three times a day
• He has ice cream after every meal
• He uses a Sharpie when he's not supposed to
• He wants to hear the same two songs over and over
• He wears diapers

He's three years old!

Say Hello To ICE

The Senate

The Privilege To Serve

Subterfuge

Friday Potluck

Fun With Jimmy

Kimmel ran a great piece a day or two ago. I'll start this at my favorite spot.

Today's Tik Tok

JD Vance is an embarrassment to humankind - if he is, in fact, human - we're still waiting for confirmation on that one.

Dan Wilbur on Tik Tok

@danwilburcomedy JD Vance visits a donut shop. #jdvance #donut #funny #comedy #lol #politicstiktok #parody #weird #normal #vp #vance #election2024 #doughnut #foryou #viral #cringe ♬ original sound - Dan Wilbur

The Press Poodles

Headline editors

Time For A Giggle Break

Stanzi Potenza

Ashley Ottesen

In America

We deserve better - our kids deserve better.

Today's TweeXt

I've never seen anything funnier than this https://t.co/VPnW3HiLqu pic.twitter.com/ZAZWRuZKoe

— Steezcake Factory 🇵🇸 (@OhNoItsAndrew95) March 11, 2024

Don't Be The Asshole, America

That Univision Flap

John Leguizamo lays it out.

Today's Daily Show

Desi Lydic Foxplaining: Tucker Gets Fired

They Need Help (?)

Desi Lydic - Help these big tough whiny little bitches

Today's Wack-Doodles

Top 10 Desi Lydic bits

Fractured History

Cunk On Britain - With Philomena Cunk (Diane Morgan)

Break It Down For Us

Rachel Parris - BBC Two - The Mash Report

A few romance tips for the lonely Incel guy

And Now

... a message from the NRA - via College Humor