Showing posts with label stupid politician tricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid politician tricks. Show all posts

Oct 20, 2024

It Was A Stunt

The guy is nothing but smoke and mirrors.




Trying to put Kamala down, he took a dump on everybody who works at a fast food joint like McDonalds. He can't help himself. He just doesn't give one empty fuck about people.

He just wants what he wants in the moment, and he doesn't care who he fucks over trying to get it.

Sep 28, 2024

Oops - Again


His advance team has to be the worst ever. They had him drop in on a donut shop not too long ago and it was about the cringiest thing anybody's ever seen.

Now Vance has been blocked from bringing his gang into a place in western PA called Primanti Brothers because the franchise employees objected to having the whole mess disturbing their customers and staff, and disrupting their business.

Nobody checked with the restaurant's management beforehand to see if it was OK in the first fuckin' place.

 


JD Vance Forced to Greet Supporters In A Parking Lot After Restaurant Denies Him Entry

JD Vance was forced to address supporters in a parking lot after a Pennsylvania restaurant denied him entry because they did not want to host a “campaign event.”

According to NBC News reporter Gary Grumbach, supporters of Vance came early to Primanti Bros. in North Versailles, Pennsylvania, to greet the Ohio lawmaker when he arrived. However, employees with the restaurant told reporters that cameras would not be allowed in and they did not want to host the event.

After barring Vance from the venue, customers canceled their food orders after learning he was not welcome. Video from outside the restaurant shows Vance welcoming his supporters and encouraging not to hold a grudge against the business and the employees.

“We paid for everybody’s food. We gave him a nice tip. And of course, when I gave him a nice tip, I said, ‘No taxes on tips,'” Vance told his supporters.

He added, “Don’t hold it against her. She just got a little nervous. But it’s a great local business. Let’s keep on supporting it.”

Sep 2, 2024

How Dumb Is he?



'Are You Seriously This Stupid?': Legal Minds Nail Trump After Fox News 'Confession'

The former president's latest defense backfires on social media.


Donald Trump on Sunday tried to defend himself from the criminal charges he’s facing in the election interference case ― but experts say it sounded more like a confession.

Trump on Fox News bragged that his poll numbers go up every time he’s indicted.

“Whoever heard you get indicted for interfering with a presidential election, where you have every right to do it, you get indicted, and your poll numbers go up,” he said.

Trump is facing charges in multiple jurisdictions and cases, including election interference in a criminal case filed in federal court in Washington. Last week, he was reindicted to comply with directions from the Supreme Court, which in July ruled that Trump was immune from prosecution for “official acts.”

On Sunday, however, Trump flat out said he had “every right” to have been “interfering” with the election.

Lawmakers, former prosecutors, attorneys and other legal minds were ready with a fact-check ― and some said it sounded like Trump was admitting to a crime:








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Trump is defending his shitty behavior by blaming the family of the dead uniform - because of course he is, because he's a weak little shit-waffle - excusing his actions by saying first, he had no idea about any of it, but then saying the family invited him to do it.

I think the family probably got the idea because Trump's helpers suggested it to them.

And anyway, It doesn't matter if some random family invited you to steal their nephew's car - you stole a car and that means you're guilty of theft. Because you stole a fucking car.

It's too typical - and it's perfectly in line with the usual gaslighting bullshit - the guy says he's the smartest dude ever, but he keeps getting suckered into doing really stoopid shit.

So which is it? Both can't be true at the same time.

If you're all that smart, then you don't get suckered.
If you keep getting suckered, then you ain't all that smart.


Aug 31, 2024

Typical

Trump's team must be trying to clue him in to the criticism that he's not right in the head.

So, as is typical of his brand of narcissism, he does his usual double-down thing by pretending that it's all a brilliant application of 47 dimension linguistic chess.

And BTW - does anybody believe the guy has friends who're English professors?


Aug 29, 2024

More BKjr

I think I get it - the critters were all dead, so no harm no foul. Seriously though? The guy has to know how fucked up it makes him look.

But maybe he doesn't. The dog incident seems to have coincided with his brain worm thing.

The guy is fuckin' weird, and fits in with the Trump crowd just fine.

So - JD Vance has some rather peculiar aspects to him, and now BKjr comes off as nutty-like-a-squirrel-turd, all while the campaign team is moving mountains trying to rehab Trump's image.

I suppose it's possible that the Trump campaign gurus believe they can make him look like he's closer to normal by surrounding him with off-the-wall Looney Tunes characters (?)

This is, after all, the gang that put Hulk Hogan on stage not long before Trump's "acceptance speech" at the RNC.

So who the fuck knows what these idiots think they're up to?


(from July 24, 2024)


Unsettling photo appears to show RFK Jr. with barbequed carcass of dog

An unsettling, newly unearthed photo shows Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posing with a barbecued carcass of an animal — and while a veterinarian reportedly said it was a dog, the independent presidential candidate insists it’s not.

Kennedy, 70, texted the shocking photo of himself and an unidentified woman posing with the charred four-legged animal to a friend last year, according to a Vanity Fair report.

The Kennedy family scion is seen clutching the barbequed remains on a big metal spit and pretending to take a big bite out of the ribs.

The carcass has 13 pairs of ribs – including a tell-tale “floating rib” that suggests it is in fact a canine, a veterinarian told the magazine.

But Kennedy on Tuesday claimed the animal was a goat as he downplayed the report.

“It’s of me at a campfire in Patagonia on the Futaleufu River, eating a goat, which is what we eat down there,” he told Fox News.

Kennedy shared the snap with a friend who was traveling to Asia and suggested that the pal would enjoy a restaurant in Korea that had dogs on the menu — raising more speculation the 2024 candidate once ate a pooch, according to the report.

The recipient, however, thought the image was insensitive for how it made light of animal cruelty, the magazine added.

The friend also expressed concern that it appeared to mock Korean culture and put the reputations of Kennedy and his famous family on the line.

The photo’s metadata dates it to 2010 – the same year Kennedy was diagnosed with a dead tapeworm in his brain.

During his 2012 divorce proceedings, the 70-year-old claimed he may have contracted the parasite during a trip to South Asia.

Kennedy’s family, however, generally believed that his cognitive issues stemmed from his 14 years as a heroin user, Vanity Fair reported.

When RFK Jr was married to his second wife, Mary Richardson, he supposedly sent nude photos of women to his friends.

Kennedy’s heroin addiction reportedly started when he was 15 – one year after his father, Robert F. Kennedy, was assassinated – and continued through his 20s when he started his legal career at the Manhattan DA’s office.

The bombshell report also alleged that during his marriage to the late Mary Richardson, Kennedy was known for sending his friends photos of naked women.

The friends reportedly assumed that Kennedy had taken the photos but did not know whether the subjects had consented to be photographed — or to have the images shared.

When one unnamed friend lost his phone, Kennedy allegedly panicked that someone would find the photos, the magazine reported.

Meanwhile, another woman alleged that the insurgent presidential candidate was “totally inappropriate” when she, then 23, worked as a babysitter for his family in 1998.

The woman, Eliza Cooney, claimed that she felt Kennedy’s hand moving up and down her leg during a meeting one evening.

A few weeks later, the then-45-year-old father and husband allegedly came into her room and asked her to rub lotion on his back.

Cooney also claimed that Kennedy came up behind her and groped her in the kitchen pantry, leaving her “frozen” and “shocked” as he supposedly grabbed her hips and slid his hands up to her breasts.

The alleged sexual assault was only interrupted when another worker came into the kitchen, Cooney told Vanity Fair.

When asked during a Breaking Points interview if he was denying the allegations leveled by the nanny, Kennedy replied, “I’m not gonna comment on it.”

Kennedy overall ripped the Vanity Fair story while he insisted that from the start of the campaign, he said he was not a church boy.

The Kennedy campaign did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for comment on the allegations.

Today's Tik Tok


JD Vance is an embarrassment to humankind - if he is, in fact, human - we're still waiting for confirmation on that one.



@danwilburcomedy JD Vance visits a donut shop. #jdvance #donut #funny #comedy #lol #politicstiktok #parody #weird #normal #vp #vance #election2024 #doughnut #foryou #viral #cringe ♬ original sound - Dan Wilbur

Aug 24, 2024

Oy

Here's the guy who needs a protective enclosure of bulletproof glass when he addresses his supporters, but he'll just kinda wing it down at the big nasty border where all those scary brown people are.


What a phony this fuckin' loser is

Aug 6, 2024

Slippage



Opinion
Does Trump even want to win?

In a state Trump needs, he attacked the popular Republican governor and trotted out the usual grievances.


Donald Trump is three months away from a presidential election that is likely to determine whether he goes to jail for a considerable amount of time. And not even stakes that high are enough to get the Republican nominee to stop publicly raging and ranting about perceived betrayals by allegedly disloyal GOP officials, including Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp and Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger.

Speaking at a rally in a Georgia State University arena in Atlanta on Saturday, Trump periodically sounded like he was running for governor against Kemp. Telling the audience that “your numbers in Georgia are very average, your crime numbers, your economic numbers, all of your numbers, you’re very average. You can do a lot better and you’ll do a lot better with a better governor,” Trump said of Kemp, whose approval rating is a robust 63 percent, “He’s a bad guy, he’s a disloyal guy, and he’s a very average governor.” Oh, and Trump referred to Kemp, who’s perhaps an inch shorter than the former president, as “Little Brian, Little Brian Kemp.”

Complaining about Kemp and Raffensperger — the state’s top election official, whom Trump told as he tried to overturn the 2020 election, “I just want to find 11,780 votes” — Trump alleged, “They don’t want the vote to be honest, in my opinion. They want us to lose, that’s actually my opinion.”

Trump is laying the groundwork for another election conspiracy theory and another set of excuses if he loses the state of Georgia in November. (Trump was beating President Biden in this state consistently; Vice President Harris is neck-and-neck with Trump in the Peach State.)

Maybe it’s a sign Trump is panicked because switching out Biden for Harris couldn’t have gone much better for the Democrats. (Notice you can find a lot of Republicans insisting that Harris’s becoming the nominee without winning a single primary or caucus is undemocratic, but you can’t find many Democrats making that objection. As former Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis once said, “Just win, baby.”)

But more likely, Saturday night was just the seemingly billionth example that at any given moment, Trump cannot prioritize anything, not even his own long-term interests, above his sense of grievance. Kemp and Raffensperger refused to help Trump game the 2020 election results, therefore they’re the enemy — regardless of how useful their support could be for 2024 in a state that could have a big influence on Trump’s fortunes.

The more intensely someone tells Trump not to stick a fork in an electric socket, the more Trump lunges to jab it in there, just to prove he can.

A minuscule portion of blame goes on the news media, as reporters are drawn to conflict, and “Trump vs. other Republicans” is always a storyline that excites them. Trump spoke about other issues during his 90-minute address in Atlanta — the border and crime, albeit in typical Trump hyperbole: “If Kamala wins, it will be crime, chaos and death all across our country.” But none of them could spark as much coverage or attention as the Republican presidential nominee denouncing the Republican governor of a key swing state.

But it is fair to wonder whether Trump’s heart is in his check-the-box statements about the policies he intends to enact. No, what gets Trump’s blood flowing is his endless sense of victimhood, his perpetual whining that all his problems are the result of shadowy forces conspiring against him, and his stubborn insistence on re-litigating the 2020 election, even when that is light-years away from the top priorities of the voters he needs to win.

Voters consistently list the economy as their top priority, the latest jobs numbers are disappointing, and the markets are sliding. Overseas, tensions between Israel and its enemies are at their worst in decades. (Trump never got around to mentioning Israel in his Atlanta remarks.) About the only silver lining in Trump’s Saturday appearance is that he didn’t take the opportunity to repeat, of Harris, “I didn’t know she was Black.”

We may well look back and conclude that the apex of the Trump campaign was about 20 minutes into his convention speech, before Trump decided to wing it and segue into thoughts about the Green Bay Packers and his now trademark reference to “the late, great, Hannibal Lecter.” The GOP convention feels like a decade ago, and Trump’s survival of an assassination attempt feels like a lifetime ago.

Trump had a fairly easy path to victory against Biden, and beating Harris is still very much within the realm of possibility. But he just doesn’t seem interested in staying focused and putting in the work. Great pick, Republicans.

Jul 26, 2024

The Stable Genius

Smart people can be dumb as fuck, but Trump is not smart - he's cunning, but not smart.
  • The guy asked if nuclear weapons could be used to stop hurricanes.
  • He said we should think about using disinfectants internally to beat COVID-19.
  • He thought maybe shining a powerful light "inside the body" would kill the virus.
  • He told his team to cut back on testing for COVID, because then there'd be fewer cases.
  • He thinks you can be electrocuted by dropping a battery in the ocean.
  • He said the noise from wind turbines causes cancer.

May 27, 2024

Trump The Pander Bear

A few things:
  1. You don't get to deport US citizens, and there aren't that many "foreign students" doing the protesting, so the bit about stomping on protesters has nothing to do with Gaza, and everything to do with looking for an excuse to fuck up some people who don't fit the description of Supremely White America
  2. Speaking with "98% of my Jewish friends", he goes full-throated-support-for-Israel-no-matter-what - not because he loves Israel, but because he knows enough to love up on Israel in order to stroke the Evangelicals
  3. He praised the cops for clearing the Columbia campus - which are the same cops he's been taking a giant dump on outside the courtroom during his trial.


Trump told donors he will crush pro-Palestinian protests, deport demonstrators

Trump has waffled on whether the Israel-Gaza war should end. But speaking to wealthy donors behind closed doors, he said that he supports Israel’s right to continue “its war on terror.”


Former president Donald Trump promised to crush pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses, telling a roomful of donors — a group that he joked included “98 percent of my Jewish friends” — that he would expel student demonstrators from the United States, according to participants in the roundtable event with him in New York.

“One thing I do is, any student that protests, I throw them out of the country. You know, there are a lot of foreign students. As soon as they hear that, they’re going to behave,” Trump said on May 14, according to donors at the event.

When one of the donors complained that many of the students and professors protesting on campuses could one day hold positions of power in the United States, Trump called the demonstrators part of a “radical revolution” that he vowed to defeat. He praised the New York Police Department for clearing the campus at Columbia University and said other cities needed to follow suit, saying “it has to be stopped now.”

“Well, if you get me elected, and you should really be doing this, if you get me reelected, we’re going to set that movement back 25 or 30 years,” he said, according to the donors, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to detail a private event.

Trump has waffled publicly about whether Israel should continue its war in Gaza, saying “get it over with … get back to peace and stop killing people.” Major Republican donors have lobbied him in recent months to take a stronger stance backing Israel and its prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

The private New York meeting offers new insight into his current thinking. Speaking to wealthy donors behind closed doors, Trump said that he supports Israel’s right to continue “its war on terror” and boasted of his White House policies toward Israel.

The former president didn’t mention Netanyahu, whom he resents for acknowledging Joe Biden’s victory in 2020 and hasn’t spoken to in years.

Trump has offered few policy specifics about how he’d treat Israel in a second term. He cast doubt on the viability of an independent Palestinian state in a recent Time Magazine interview, saying he was “not sure a two-state solution anymore is gonna work,” adding: “there may not be another idea.” A two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has been the end goal of U.S. policy under Democratic and Republican presidents for decades.

Trump’s campaign did not respond to detailed questions about The Washington Post’s reporting. “When President Trump is back in the Oval Office, Israel will once again be protected, Iran will go back to being broke, terrorists will be hunted down, and the bloodshed will end,” Karoline Leavitt, the campaign’s national press secretary, wrote in an email.

Both Trump and Biden have struggled with the politics of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict on the campaign trail. Biden’s base is deeply divided on the Israel-Gaza war, but Trump’s rhetoric on the subject has limited his ability to capitalize on his opponent’s problems.

Trump has repeatedly claimed in public statements and interviews that Hamas’s Oct. 7 attack on Israel, which sparked the Gaza war, would have never happened if he were president.

But he has also criticized Israel’s approach to the war, albeit in somewhat confusing terms. In a March interview with the Israeli newspaper Israel Hayom, Trump said, “You have to finish up your war. To finish it up. You gotta get it done.” In April, he argued the war was bad for Israel’s image, telling conservative talk show radio host Hugh Hewitt that Israel is “absolutely losing the PR war.”

Trump took a different tone in the meeting with donors. Instead of saying it was time to wrap up the war, he said he supported Israel’s right to continue its attack on Gaza.

“But I’m one of the only people that says that now. And a lot of people don’t even know what October 7th is,” Trump said.

Trump repeatedly listed for the donors everything he believed he had done for Israel in the White House. He moved the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem, bucking decades of U.S. policy. He recognized the Golan Heights, which Israel seized from Syria in 1967, as an integral part of Israel after what he said was a five-minute conversation with David Friedman, his ambassador there.

He also polled the room if they liked Friedman.

“So I did Golan Heights. You know that’s worth $2 trillion, they said, that piece, if you put it in real estate terms. But it’s worth more than that. It is,” Trump said, according to donors present.

Israel, Trump argued, needs his help. Street demonstrations for Israel get smaller crowds than his rallies, he said. In Washington, and particularly in Congress, “Israel is losing its power,” he added. “It’s incredible.”

The former president repeatedly expressed frustration that Jewish Americans did not vote for him as much as he believes they should, the donors said.

“But how can a Jewish person vote for a Democrat, and Biden in particular — but forget Biden. They always let you down,” he said, referring to Democrats.

Trump has made similar comments in public, occasionally triggering backlash. Some Jewish Americans have said that his rhetoric evokes the antisemitic idea that American Jews are more loyal to their religion or to Israel than to the United States.

Several influential Republican donors, including Miriam Adelson, have pressed Trump to publicly express support not only for Israel but also for Netanyahu, its embattled leader.

Trump never mentioned Netanyahu at the roundtable. But he has frequently complained about Netanyahu in public — particularly after the Israeli prime minister acknowledged Biden’s victory in the 2020 election even as Trump was still fiercely challenging the results.

“Bibi Netanyahu rightfully has been criticized for what took place on October 7,” Trump told Time, referring to the Israeli government’s failure to prevent the surprise attack, in which Hamas militants killed around 1,200 Israelis and took 253 hostage. He also recalled that he had “a bad experience with Bibi,” claiming that Israel had planned to participate in the 2020 U.S. strike that killed Iranian General Qasem Soleimani but backed out at the last minute.

Trump’s annoyance with Netanyahu dates back to his time in the White House, and his frustration that he felt he did not get enough credit for what he did for Israel and its leader when he was in office, John Bolton, Trump’s former national security adviser, said in an interview.

“He doesn’t like Netanyahu … it’s because Bibi is one of the premier democratic politicians in the world in terms of getting publicity about himself and Trump resents that,” said Bolton, a frequent Trump critic. “Trump fundamentally sees Netanyahu as getting credit for things Trump thinks he ought to get credit for.”

Until the 2020 election, the two leaders had a close working relationship, according to one person familiar with their relationship, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the leaders’ private conversations. But Trump was “taken aback” by a video Netanyahu made congratulating Biden on his victory. Trump, this person said, thought the video was a “little too cordial.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), a Trump ally and sometimes critic, didn’t directly address Trump’s comments about Israel when asked about them in an interview. But he offered a broad assessment.

“We can have our opinions about our allies but I think they’re in the middle of a fight for their life, there’ll be plenty of time for the accountability to be had,” he said. “The best route to deliver that accountability will be the Israeli people.”

Trump and Netanyahu’s relationship will “continue to prosper and flourish” if they’re both in office at the same time again, Matthew Brooks, chief executive of the Republican Jewish Coalition, said in an interview.

“He’s giving the Israelis a blank check to go in and do what they need to do to destroy Hamas and eliminate the threat in Gaza from Hamas. And what he’s also saying, which is actually true, he said ‘but do it quickly’ because time is not Israel’s ally right now,” Brooks said.

“President Biden stands against antisemitism and is committed to the safety of the Jewish community, and security of Israel. Donald Trump does not,” James Singer, a spokesman for the Biden campaign, said in a statement earlier this month.

Top Trump allies recently visited Israel for meetings with Netanyahu and other officials in a delegation headed by Robert O’Brien, another of Trump’s former White House national security advisers. The trip was organized by the pro-Israel American Israel Public Affairs Committee, and the group did not come bearing messages from Trump or speaking on behalf of the Trump administration, said Ed McMullen, who served as U.S. ambassador to Switzerland under the Trump administration.

The group watched gruesome footage of the Oct. 7 attack and toured parts of the country where Israelis had been killed or kidnapped, making for an “educational visit that was life-changing,” McMullen said. The group is likely to debrief Trump on the trip at some point, he added.

At the donor roundtable, Trump said he had studied Jewish history and had thoughts about this moment in U.S. history.

“And you know, you go back through history, this is like just before the Holocaust. I swear. If you look, it’s the same thing,” Trump said. “You had a weak president or head of the country. And it just built and built. And then, all of a sudden, you ended up with Hitler. You ended up with a problem like nobody knew.”

May 23, 2024

Nikki Haley Said What?

Some quotes from Nikki Haley:
  • "As a voter, I put my priorities on a president who's going to have the backs of our allies and hold our enemies to account."
  • (I want) "a president who supports capitalism and freedom - a president who understands we need less debt, not more debt."
  • "President Trump has surrounded himself with the political elite, but they're the same political elite that have spent like drunken sailors. They've raided Social Security, and continue to waste taxpayer dollars. Everybody talks about the economy when Trump was president - he put us 8 trillion in debt in just 4 years.
  • "If you mock the service of a combat veteran, you don't deserve a driver's license, let alone being President of the United States."
  • "We can't have someone who sits there and mocks our men and women who're trying to protect America."
  • "He was completely wrong because every time he was in the room with him (Putin), he got weak in the knees.We can't have a president who gets weak in the knees with Putin. We have to have a president who's going to be strong with Putin in every sense of the word."
  • "He sided with a thug that arrests American journalists and holds them hostage. And he sided with a guy who wanted to make a point with the Russian people - don't challenge me in the next election, or this will happen to you too."
  • "It is unconscionable to me to have a candidate who would spend 50 million in legal fees. It explains why he's not doing many rallies - he doesn't have the money to do it. It explains why he doesn't want to get on a debate stage - because he doesn't want to talk about why he's doing it."
  • "I don't know if he waited too long, but I'll tell you, Donald Trump is everything we hear and teach our kids not to do in kindergarten."
  • "That means Donald Trump is going to side with a thug, where half a million people have died or been wounded because of Russia invading Ukraine. That means Donald Trump is going to side with a mad man."
Also Nikki Haley:
"Meh - fuck all that - I'm gonna vote for Trump."

May 6, 2024

Not Gonna Happen

Marge The Impaler Greene will probably not get her way.

And I'll resist crowing about how this could signal continued erosion of the assumed power of the Klown Kar Kauscus, because even though this may be the classic over-reach, it could take a long time for this thing to crumble and fall.



House set to vote on Marjorie Taylor Greene effort to remove Mike Johnson

Far-right congresswoman has spearheaded effort to oust fellow Republican as speaker but motion to vacate widely expected to fail


The House is expected to vote this week on a motion to remove Republican Mike Johnson as speaker, but the effort, spearheaded by hard-right congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, faces virtually no chance of success.

Greene announced on Wednesday that she would move forward with forcing a vote on Johnson’s removal this week, following through on a threat she first issued in late March. Greene has consistently attacked Johnson for advancing bills that have attracted widespread bipartisan support, such as the government spending proposal approved in March and the foreign aid package signed into law last month.

As she called for Johnson’s removal, Greene accused the speaker of abandoning his Republican principles in favor of Democratic priorities, such as Ukraine funding.

There's that new oxymoron again: "Republican principles"

“Mike Johnson is giving [Democrats] everything they want,” Greene said Wednesday. “I think every member of Congress needs to take that vote and let the chips fall where they may. And so next week, I am going to be calling this motion to vacate.”

But Greene’s proposal is widely expected to fail, as House Democratic leaders indicated last week that they would vote to table, or kill, the motion to vacate the chair. In a statement issued on Tuesday, the three leaders cited the passage of the foreign aid package, which included nearly $61bn in funding for Ukraine, to justify their stance.

“At this moment, upon completion of our national security work, the time has come to turn the page on this chapter of pro-Putin Republican obstruction,” the leaders said. “We will vote to table Marjorie Taylor Greene’s motion to vacate the chair. If she invokes the motion, it will not succeed.”

Among House Republicans, Greene’s campaign has attracted little interest, as only two of her colleagues – Thomas Massie of Kentucky and Paul Gosar of Arizona – have expressed their support of the motion.

Although the effort will almost certainly fail, Greene can still force a vote on her motion to vacate. Current House rules stipulate that a single member of the chamber may “offer a privileged resolution declaring the Office of Speaker vacant”. Greene introduced such a resolution in March, but she stopped short of calling for a vote on the matter.

Greene plans to move forward with requesting a vote on the motion, which will force the House to take up the matter within two legislative days.

Before voting on removing the speaker, one of Johnson’s allies is expected to introduce a motion to table the proposal. When then speaker Kevin McCarthy was facing the threat of removal in October, his allies tried the same tactic, but the motion to table failed in a vote of 208 to 218.

This time around, the House will almost certainly be able to pass a motion to table Greene’s resolution. With House Democratic leadership signaling that they will support the motion to table and only two Republican colleagues joining Greene’s cause, she remains hundreds of votes short of the majority that she will need to remove the speaker. (However, Democrats are not expected to unanimously back the motion to table, as some have signaled they will oppose it or vote “present”.)

Johnson himself has appeared largely unbothered by Greene’s threats, criticizing her motion as “wrong for the Republican conference, wrong for the institution, and wrong for the country”. At a press conference on Tuesday, Johnson insisted that he remained laser-focused on advancing House Republicans’ legislative priorities.

“I have to do my job. We have to do what we believe to be the right thing,” Johnson said. “We need people who are serious about the job here to continue to do that job and get it done.”

If Johnson were ousted, he would become only the second House speaker in US history to be formally removed from the position – and yet he would also be the second speaker removed in less than a year. In October, a small group of Republicans joined Democrats in ousting McCarthy, making him the first House speaker to ever endure that humiliation.

McCarthy’s departure set off weeks of chaos in the House, as Republicans repeatedly failed in their efforts to choose a new speaker. The House remained at a complete standstill for three weeks, unable to conduct any official business, until Johnson (the conference’s fourth speaker nominee) won election.

Johnson has often referenced that embarrassing episode in recent weeks, as he has attempted to dissuade Republicans from joining Greene’s campaign.

“We saw what happened with the motion to vacate the last time,” Johnson said on Tuesday. “Congress was closed for three weeks. No one can afford for that to happen.”

May 4, 2024

The Puppy Killer

Her point was not to show she's tough. Her point was to appeal to the cruelty streak embedded in the MAGA DNA.


May 2, 2024

Guns Today

There's some likelihood that this is just more performative GOP bullshit, but we're talking about people with guns, so we have to see it as a face-value proposition.


Start the countdown for "Stressed out teacher kills 20 kids and herself in Tennessee classroom"

Fake lord have mercy on America's stupid fucked up souls.