Uncle Phil

These gangs always hide what they're doing while telling us they're above board and completely transparent.

I imagine they thought they'd found the perfect loophole to get around the Fair Housing Regs.

Secular My Ass

Mr Hitchens explains.

Mein Kampf, Volume 1, Chapter 2:

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord."

On The South

The more things change, the more they stay fucked up - just maybe a little less than they were before.

The South is not a bad place filled with bad dumbass people. It's a good and decent place with many many good and decent people, but that's not to say there's a shortage of stupid racist assholes in the South.

And BTW - the South has no corner on the market when it comes to stupid racist assholes. Just sayin'.

A Word

WTF Is Wrong With Us?

I can hear Stephen Miller:

"Hey, boss - here's an idea. Let's send ICE to Puerto Rico and tell them to profile everybody with brown skin who speaks Spanish! We'll hit those quotas in no time."

Hawk

It's un-fucking-believable that we still have to explain this shit to people.

Why would anybody keeping going out of their way looking to carry the kind of crushing weight that hatred can be?

Some Things I Hate Learning

What We Don't Know We Don't Know

Right Out In The Open

They're not just thinking it.

They're not covering it up with coded language.

And they're not whispering it.

They're saying it all out loud, and full-throated.

Aaron Parnas v DOGE

Today's Opposites Day

Are they racists? TBH, we can't see what they think - we can only see what they do.

We can see who their friends and allies are. So I may not know for sure that you're a racist, but people who self-identify as racists think you're peachy. And now, you're siding with racist assholes against an organization trying to do something to fix some of the problems that stem from our national history of doing racist shit.

And like Grandma said: People will know you by the crowd you run with.

Dear Mr Vance

The problem is not

the color of your skin.

The problem is

the content of your character.

Today's Hawk

Banning Brown People

... and some not-as-brown-but-Muslim-so-yeah-banned.

• Afghanistan
• Myanmar (aka Burma)
• Chad
• Republic of Congo
• Equatorial Guinea
• Eritrea
• Haiti
• Iran
• Libya
• Somalia
• Sudan
• Yemen
• Burundi
• Cuba
• Laos
• Sierra Leone
• Togo
• Turkmenistan
• Venezuela

Our "government" takes the horrific act of gun violence against a couple of National Guard troopers - who shouldn't have been there in the first fuckin' place - and use it to show the world further evidence that we're a country of Stupid Racist Assholes.

And I guess I don't have to bother referencing any of the other horrific acts of gun violence that happen every day, which hardly merit a mention by the Press Poodles.

Gun Violence Archive shows 381 mass shootings as of today, the 337th day of 2025.

Bad Influence

Never ceases to amazing me - if she understand the facts about the global plutocracy, then maybe she needs to stop constantly punching down at poor people and brown people and LGBTQ people, and start punching up - join the fight against the forces of domination and suppression instead of pandering to the fundamental weakness in people that makes them think "a strong hand" is all we really need.

IF WE TAX THE RICH NOW

WE WON'T HAVE TO EAT THEM LATER

All They Do Is Bitch

Who You Be

I'll stop calling you racist Nazi assholes when you stop being racist Nazi Assholes.

See how that works?

Hawk

"Dead honky" --Richard Pryor, SNL Dec 13, 1975

About That Backlash Thing

It might be a good idea for a Press Poodle or two to ask a few Republicans why they think the GOP has been attracting such degeneracy - and why it seems to be coming as such a surprise to them.

It's Not An Accident - It's A Plan