From one of our Canadian cousins,
theofficialdawsonmckie over at Threads.
Dear MAGA,
Fuck off with the fake patriotism, the flag-wrapped tantrums, and the endless parade of red hats acting like they were personally appointed by God, Walmart, and an angry Facebook comment section.
You scream “freedom” while trying to control women’s bodies, queer people’s existence, books, classrooms, healthcare, history, elections, language, and whether somebody can wear a goddamn mask in a grocery store.
Your version of freedom is apparently just “I get to be loud, ignorant, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and never face consequences.” What a beautiful fucking little fantasy world you’ve built out of bumper stickers and lead paint.
You call everyone else snowflakes while having a full fucking emotional collapse because Target sold a rainbow shirt, a Black woman got promoted, a trans person asked to be treated like a human being, or somebody put oat milk in your coffee without saluting the Constitution first.
You do not care about children. You care about controlling women. You do not care about religion. You care about using Christianity as a weapon with a cross duct-taped to a fucking baseball bat.
You do not care about “the Constitution.” You care about whichever sentence you can drag out of it to justify being a cruel, loud, undereducated asshole in public.
You worship billionaires who would step over your fucking body to avoid paying you a living wage. You worship politicians who would not piss on you if you were on fire, unless a camera was rolling and they could turn it into a campaign ad. You call Trump a genius while he talks like a haunted rotisserie chicken with access to Wi-Fi.
Every time you say “do your research,” an actual book loses its will to live. Every time you say “common sense,” you mean whatever bullshit a guy named Dale yelled into a truck-stop microphone after three Coors Lights and a Facebook conspiracy video.
You keep calling yourselves patriots while cheering for authoritarian garbage, attacking elections when you lose, and treating democracy like a fucking vending machine that only counts if it gives you the candy bar you wanted.
That is not patriotism. That is toddler logic with firearms and a flag decal.
And the racism. The misogyny. The transphobia. The cruelty toward immigrants. The obsession with punishing anyone who does not look, pray, vote, fuck, love, or think exactly like you. You people have turned bitterness into a personality trait and ignorance into a goddamn hobby.
So no, I will not “respect your opinion” when your opinion is just cruelty wearing a flag pin.
I will not pretend your bigotry is bravery because you typed it in all caps. I will not treat your rage like intelligence because you added twelve crying-laughing emojis and misspelled “communist.”
Fuck MAGA. Fuck the cult behavior. Fuck the fake outrage.
Fuck the racist dog whistles, the misogynistic bullshit, the persecution fantasies, the fascist cosplay, and the endless whining from people who have confused being criticized with being oppressed.
You are not the silent majority. You are the loudest fucking embarrassment in the room.
