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To Supermarkets And Big Retail Stores Using Self-Checkouts:

I see the direction you’re heading - moving toward almost exclusively self-checkout lanes.

Just yesterday, I visited one of your stores. After loading my cart, unloading it to scan each item, bagging it all, and loading it back into the cart, I was stopped at the exit by an employee checking receipts.

If I'm doing everything but restocking the shelves for you, and then paying for the privilege of patronizing your fine establishment - I'm not going to shirk my duties by palming that last part off onto somebody else. So I just smiled big and said, "Nothing to worry about - I checked my receipt and it's AOK. See ya."

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via Blue Gal - FB

On dealing with authoritarian pressures

1. They don't expect - and can't really handle - long term resistance. They see us as collections of emotional trauma triggers, easily controlled through fear.
2. If they can't terrorize us 24/7, they've already lost.
3. Resisting fascism depends on not giving in to the terror impulse we all feel when the bully comes at us. Protect your mental health so you're not in the constant state of terror they need you to be in.
4. Staying in touch with who we are - our core values, preferences, beliefs, honor, and ethics - helps to build and reinforce the inner strength we need to stay resistant.
5. They are no different than an abusive parent or partner who sees us only as extensions of themselves - disconnected and isolated from everything they need to feel whole. They know how powerful we are when we stay connected to each other, and they'll work to break us down into smaller and smaller groups, and to set us against one another.

It sounds kinda hokey - to me anyway - but finding community, and making common cause with as many people as possible is still the best way to honor our own unique humanity. Not just to see ourselves in other people, but to see them in us as well.

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You're fired.

You're un-fired.

You're on furlough.

You can take a buyout and then quit.

Y'know what - just send us an email listing 5 things you did last week, and get that to us tomorrow or you're fired.

Nah - forget it - you're just fired again.

But hold on - looks like your job is important. Come on back.

And you're fired again.

Come into the office though, cuz maybe we should let you stay.

Nope - sorry - we took down all the computers so you're still fired. Go home.

See ya Monday bright-n-early. If you're late, you're fired.

Thank you. We are The Department Of Government Efficiency.

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The total annual budget for Yosemite National Park is $30 million. They blew almost $20 million on Trump flying around Daytona in Air Force One - then driving around Daytona in The Beast - and then taking him to see less than the first half of the Super Bowl.

Here's a cost-saving tip: Get him a 72 inch flat screen, a big comfy Barcalounger and a TV tray. Then just order in the usual slop from a local McDonalds.

And there ya go - I'm doing that DOGE bullshit better than Elmo ever dreamed he could do.

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Pretty much my whole political philosophy boils down to respecting other people's rights as well as my own, and trying not to do things that make living on this planet more difficult.

And boy, does that piss some people off.

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Believing a billionaire has been embedded at the top of your government so he can act solely in the best interests of working class people requires a level of delusion that's both tragic and comical at the same time.

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We always knew MAGA was gullible, ignorant, cruel, thoughtless, obnoxious, illiterate, spiteful, bigoted, malicious, feeble-minded, callous, mean-spirited, uninformed, repulsive, hypocritical, crass, vicious, hateful, deranged, foul, useless, and stupid. But these days - holy fuck.

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FAFO

Mom:

I don't understand. I thought he was going to make stuff cheaper.

Daughter:

No, Mom - he was just trying to stay out of prison. He'd say anything.

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Go ahead and find ways to fuck with 'em.

Just be a little careful - these assholes are itchin' to punish people.

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• We can't do Green Energy because that would destroy the Dirty Fuels Cartel.
• We can't do Universal Healthcare because that would ruin the Insurance Claims Denial Cartel.
• We can't do World Peace because that would take down the Merchants Of Death Cartel.

We're allowing this fucked up version of

capitalism to make it impossible for us

to do what's best for the most.

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Luckily, Trump supporters already know

how to get into the building.

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The end of fact-checking marks a new Golden Age Of Free Speech

Go ahead

Go nuts

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Q:

If you have sex in a Cybertruck, does it count as cyber sex?

A:

Trick question - nobody who drives a Cybertruck is having sex.

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i'm not the asshole

i'm the hemorrhoid

irritating the assholes

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Yes, we're in a tug-of-war.

You see a pit between us, and you seem to be convinced that one of us has to be pulled into that pit.

I see the pit behind you, and I'm trying to keep you from pulling both of us into it.

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It's more than a little possible that we'll be bombarded with posts from self-absorbed, self-congratulating people bragging about all the wonderful things they did in 2024 - and don't get me wrong, some of those people are right to be proud - but just in case you find it all a bit much, know this:

It's OK if the "only" thing you did was to get through it. Sometimes, that's the only thing that matters.

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And then God said, "You offend me by building Mega Churches. Build me a Mega Homeless Shelter, and stop being such fake-ass Christians."

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• I dream of a new year when I'm not expected to be resilient.
• When I'm not exhausted by having to be strong.
• I want to be at ease.
• I want to be supported.
• I want something soft under me.
• I don't want to be patted on the back for how well I can take a hit.

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Rich guy:

These unskilled bozos

don't know how to do anything.

Normie:

Dude - you're paying people

to clean your house,

raise your kids,

drive your car,

and make you

a cup of coffee.

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The redneck who's

never been farther

from his mama's house

than the local Dollar Store

has no fuckin' clue

what "the real America" actually is.

Sit down and STFU, Goober.