Overheard

You're fired.

You're un-fired.

You're on furlough.

You can take a buyout and then quit.

Y'know what - just send us an email listing 5 things you did last week, and get that to us tomorrow or you're fired.

Nah - forget it - you're just fired again.

But hold on - looks like your job is important. Come on back.

And you're fired again.

Come into the office though, cuz maybe we should let you stay.

Nope - sorry - we took down all the computers so you're still fired. Go home.

See ya Monday bright-n-early. If you're late, you're fired.

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