The total annual budget for Yosemite National Park is $30 million. They blew almost $20 million on Trump flying around Daytona in Air Force One - then driving around Daytona in The Beast - and then taking him to see less than the first half of the Super Bowl.
Here's a cost-saving tip: Get him a 72 inch flat screen, a big comfy Barcalounger and a TV tray. Then just order in the usual slop from a local McDonalds.
And there ya go - I'm doing that DOGE bullshit better than Elmo ever dreamed he could do.
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