We have a gun problem. And since the problem is all about guns, the solution has to be all about guns as well. So here's the logical approach to solving it.
I'm calling on all you gun owners to carry your guns wherever you go, and when you see someone who has a gun, I want you to shoot him. Shoot anybody you see who has a gun.
There's bound to be some collateral damage, but once the gun freaks are all busy shooting each other, maybe they'll leave everybody else the fuck alone.
And while we're at it, the Sate Department should add the NRA to its list of Terrorist Organizations.
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