The Wingnut Welfare system is alive and doing quite well, and people like Davie and Chuckles Koch never stop - they don't have to stop because it's practically impossible for anybody to spend all the money these guys have. Once upon a time, we had some semi-scoundrels like Carnegie and Mellon, who surely did plenty of unpleasant things to make their fortunes, but who ended by building public libraries and endowing universities - in a certain sense, they paid it back to us. The Koch Boys are glorified rent-seekers who seem to have no potential for such redeeming gestures.
It's important to remember also that whenever we have these cancerous growths on the body politic, we're bound to get a large rasher of opportunistic parasites that go right along with them - from Addicting Info:
- You want an abortion? That’s ok, but you’ll need to wait 24 hours. Oh, and here’s a pamphlet explaining how an abortion can contribute to your risk of breast cancer.
- I’m sorry to tell you that we’re going to have to let you go. We have a moral objection to your use of birth control. But other than that, we really like the job you’ve done.
- Would you like your aborted fetus to be cremated, or would a casket suit you better?
- You can have an abortion, but you should know that you will likely want to commit suicide, as a result. Sign here, and initial here.
- You were raped by your uncle? That’s awful. But you should know that if you choose to abort the baby, you’ll have to pay for the abortion. Taxpayers frown on that.
- You should really take a look at your fetus before it’s aborted. No? Well, that’s ok. I’ll describe it for you then.
- You were raped and beat up? How horrible. We can help except if you’re Native American, an undocumented immigrant, gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender.
- That poor woman has a fetus that will never make it to term. But I’m going to lie to her because I’m afraid that she’ll abort it. Good thing I won’t get sued over it.
- Abortions will no longer be available for women who are pregnant for more than 20 weeks. We don’t care about Roe v. Wade. We’re invoking states’ rights!
- You can’t use the word vagina anymore. However, we can regulate what you do with your vagina.
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