Popular Myth holds that sometime back in the 6th century, 43 Catholic Bishops and 20 Bishops' Reps got together (in France - for a long weekend at the spa I guess?) in order to debate and then to decide on one of the truly pressing questions of their era - "Is woman human?"
The vote was 32 For and 31 Against. Whew - that was close. Hard to imagine what kind of (even more) unnecessarily lousy things might've happened if just 1 of those Shit-For-Brains-In-A-Satin-Hat had voted the other way.
This story is denied by the Church, but y'know what? I don't care. Is it any less believable than the crap they spin out every fuckin' day?
Today's Important Thought: Religion can't sell me their bullshit cure if I don't accept having their bullshit disease.
Right on, bro. I'm feeling healthy. And now I know that Mike Roberts and Ambrose Bierce ring the truth bell with equal timbre.
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