The Lt Governor in Texas is the guy who runs things - at least that's how the Repubs do it.
C'mon now, you don't really think guys like Lil Shrub Bush and Rick (Trigger Dick) Perry are actually capable of managing anything other than a high school car wash do ya?
Anyway, meet the braintrust of the Texas GOP. These guys are the cream of the Repub crop:
It's all such standard patter now. And I have to give 'em a point or two just for being able to recite it all, especially since each one says almost exactly the same thing while saying it with enough variation to make the rubes think they're listening to differing views on the subject. So even tho' it all sounded the same to me, I'll bet shekels to shitballs there's a large pile of Texas Conservatives whoopin' it up over what a nice diverse buncha guys they've got to pick from.
I don't know much about the Dems, but you can take a look at 'em here.
C'mon now, you don't really think guys like Lil Shrub Bush and Rick (Trigger Dick) Perry are actually capable of managing anything other than a high school car wash do ya?
Anyway, meet the braintrust of the Texas GOP. These guys are the cream of the Repub crop:
It's all such standard patter now. And I have to give 'em a point or two just for being able to recite it all, especially since each one says almost exactly the same thing while saying it with enough variation to make the rubes think they're listening to differing views on the subject. So even tho' it all sounded the same to me, I'll bet shekels to shitballs there's a large pile of Texas Conservatives whoopin' it up over what a nice diverse buncha guys they've got to pick from.
I don't know much about the Dems, but you can take a look at 'em here.
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