I don't watch "reality TV" because it's anything but reality. I guess I should say I don't watch much of it. I do feel the need to check in on it once in a while - partly because I have teenagers who watch way too much of that shit, and partly because ya gotta take a peek at whatever passes for "the popular culture" once in a while.
So anyway, the Kardashians and the Robertsons and all these other over-privileged addicted-to-themselves attention whores have absolutely nothing to say and nothing to do unless they first go as far outa their way as possible to find something to piss and moan about; and once they find something to get bitchy about, they go even farther outa their way to make sure their friends and family members are the ones they scuffle with over it. BTW: they keep it "in the family" because the writers and the producers (and most importantly, the marketeers) have told them that's what therubes viewing public want to see. Nobody's that dysfunctional without being Deliberately and Purposefully Dysfunctional. So that's pretty fucked up right there, but knowing it's what we asked for is even more fucked up.
Anyway - take all that and go one tiny step farther, by overlaying it onto what we see in politics practically every day.
Why does Walt Putin need to fuck with Crimea? And why do Huckleberry Fauxbutch and Grampy McDumfuck then have to work so hard trying to figure out how to take the caricature of Obama as the feckless dictator who rules by Executive Order whenever he calls the GOP on obstructionism, and turn him into a dithering stumblebum who couldn't lead ants to a sugar bowl because he won't immediately launch all the nukes when Putin decides to wiggle his dick at somebody in western Asia?
There's plenty that's both real and wrong about what's happening in and around Ukraine. I just wanna see a lot less of the fake shit. Show me more of John Kerrystepping on his dick with a track shoe scolding the Russians about not invading countries for bullshit reasons - that was real and fun - and really funny.
So anyway, the Kardashians and the Robertsons and all these other over-privileged addicted-to-themselves attention whores have absolutely nothing to say and nothing to do unless they first go as far outa their way as possible to find something to piss and moan about; and once they find something to get bitchy about, they go even farther outa their way to make sure their friends and family members are the ones they scuffle with over it. BTW: they keep it "in the family" because the writers and the producers (and most importantly, the marketeers) have told them that's what the
Anyway - take all that and go one tiny step farther, by overlaying it onto what we see in politics practically every day.
Why does Walt Putin need to fuck with Crimea? And why do Huckleberry Fauxbutch and Grampy McDumfuck then have to work so hard trying to figure out how to take the caricature of Obama as the feckless dictator who rules by Executive Order whenever he calls the GOP on obstructionism, and turn him into a dithering stumblebum who couldn't lead ants to a sugar bowl because he won't immediately launch all the nukes when Putin decides to wiggle his dick at somebody in western Asia?
There's plenty that's both real and wrong about what's happening in and around Ukraine. I just wanna see a lot less of the fake shit. Show me more of John Kerry
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