Slouching Towards Oblivion

Thursday, July 03, 2014

Dear Rush



So if them wimmins could just not "do the one thing that makes birth control necessary..." - funny how guys like Limbaugh can't quite bring themselves to talk about sex in any way that's not coded and secretive and laced with the adolescent snickering that reinforces the stilted manipulating notion that sex is dirty, and that a total slut is the only kind of woman who'd actually want to have sex - especially with an emotionally crippled bucket of pus like Rush Limbaugh.

But anyway, it does kinda pop into my brain that given the facts emerging now about sexual assault being lots more of a frequent and widespread problem, maybe birth control needs to be considered just another tool in the Self Defense Kit for every woman - right along with the whistle and the mace and the pocket .38, which of course, can be yours now for the low low price of $289.99 -  available online!


It's just a pure wonderment the NRA hasn't hired me on as a marketing consultant.  I got truly great ideas.

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