Things Jesus Never Said

Following the trend:

'Do not welcome strangers.' #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Isabel Losada (@IsabelLosada) April 4, 2015

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid "It's an act of God when kids get shot on playgrounds." @glencasada @BillHaslam #tnlege http://t.co/saAWBlZELZ
— Demanda Evers (@ActUpSpeakOut) April 4, 2015

"Blessed are the cherry-picking fundamentalists for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid .@JohnFugelsang
— Kenny Pick (@kenpickles) April 2, 2015

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid I will only heal you if you can prove you didn't have this illness when we first met.
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 2, 2015

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid "I'd like my life to inspire a massive pompous money-grubbing global corporation that harbours child abusers"
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) April 2, 2015

Why are we all sitting on the same side of the table? #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/esVy9LyCC5
— Jonathan (@Haymaker710) April 2, 2015

#thingsJesusneversaid Anything in English
— David Andignac Jr (@RwdaveJr) April 2, 2015

#thingsJesusneversaid pic.twitter.com/mqEI5Xlgr8
— Celeste Smith (@celestemsw) March 15, 2015

"Bomb them, Father, for we don't know what we're doing." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) February 16, 2015

When someone hits you on the cheek, shoot him #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— chattelgirl (@chattelgirl) November 2, 2014

"Go into all the world and make republicans." #thingsjesusneversaid
— Stephen Collins (@stephenNcollins) November 8, 2013

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