Space Junk

From working satellites to dead satellites to tools and nuts and bolts to burnt-out rockets to gloves and boots - here's a map of the 500,000 objects in orbit around Earth that NASA has to keep track of just so we don't have worthless shit colliding with important shit at speeds as high as 17,500 mph.

Ever had your hand out the car window bombin' down the highway and get hit by a grasshopper?

Seventeen Thousand Mile Per Hour

Guess why all that intelligent life out there never comes to visit.



They're not gonna drop in on us once they see what a buncha fuckin' slobs we are.

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