The Taliban never sleeps.
The Hill:
Tennessee lawmakers have passed a bill requiring that public schools in the state put up the motto "In God We Trust."
The legislation, which will go to Gov. Bill Haslam (R), passed the state House earlier this week, USA Today reported.
"Our national motto is on our money. It's on our license plates. It's part of our national anthem," said state Rep. Susan Lynn (R), who sponsored the legislation.
Fine by me, fellas. When do we start the drive to add "All Hail Baphomet"?
And "Praise Quetzalcoatl"?
And "Zalmoxis Makes You Free"?
And "May You Be Forever Touched By His Noodley Appendage"?
Seriously - you knuckleheads got nothing better to do?
Taste Sauce, from which all spices flow;
Drink up, ye Pirates here below;
Until the Kansas School Board calls;
Praise Noodles, Sauce, and Meaty Balls.
R'Amen.
The Hill:
Tennessee lawmakers have passed a bill requiring that public schools in the state put up the motto "In God We Trust."
The legislation, which will go to Gov. Bill Haslam (R), passed the state House earlier this week, USA Today reported.
"Our national motto is on our money. It's on our license plates. It's part of our national anthem," said state Rep. Susan Lynn (R), who sponsored the legislation.
Fine by me, fellas. When do we start the drive to add "All Hail Baphomet"?
And "Praise Quetzalcoatl"?
And "Zalmoxis Makes You Free"?
And "May You Be Forever Touched By His Noodley Appendage"?
Seriously - you knuckleheads got nothing better to do?
Let us now rise, and sing The Common Pastology.
Taste Sauce, from which all spices flow;
Drink up, ye Pirates here below;
Until the Kansas School Board calls;
Praise Noodles, Sauce, and Meaty Balls.
R'Amen.
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