Slouching Towards Oblivion

Friday, July 05, 2019

Dear Democrats

It's already started.



It doesn't matter what the truth is. The right radicals are going to make shit up and slag you with it.

Just like the Troopergate bullshit, and the Vince Foster bullshit, and the Swift Boat bullshit, and the Kenyan Usurper bullshit, and and and.

So, none of you boogers ever played any high school football?

Proving again that even a blind hog roots up an acorn once in a while, here's one of the very few life lessons my coach was actually right about.

You're looping around the end, out of the backfield, going over the middle for a short pass.

The ball's coming to you, and you know this much:

There's a linebacker in front of you, and a safety coming from your right, and whether you catch the ball or you drop the ball, they're gonna hit you so hard your dog dies.

So get something out of it for us, and catch the fuckin' football.

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