I stole $10 from the money I'd raised for student council selling lapel buttons and window decals to take my girlfriend to see Easy Rider in 1969.
That was the beginning of my thankfully short career as a crooked politician.
And it's not for nothing - when I bitch about official corruption and Coin-Operated politicians, I know what the fuck I'm talkin' about, kids.
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