Dec 2, 2020

Today's Parody

Rocky Mountain Mike - Diaper Don


Every mornin' on line 
You could see him there whine 
He stood six foot 3 and weighed 239* 
Kind of broad at the tummy 
And padded at the hip 
And everybody knew he had to get a grip 
Diaper Don 

Nobody seemed to know when Don would go home 
Though his wife was crated up and packed in styrofoam 
He wouldn't shut up about Pennsylvania now 
And every time he loses, he has himself a cow, 
Diaper Don 

Somebody used that hashtag that weekend 
Sayin' it was fairly clear he was wearin' some Depends 
And a crash to his ego caused a late-night rant 
So everybody'd know about the padding in his pants, 
Diaper Don 

From his tiny desk, he put out a big tweet 
And the coal miners said "Biden, he's a big cheat!" 
And 80 million people put his hopes in the grave 
And now there's only one who thought it was a close shave, 
and that's Don 

With lawyers and stories, they'd start that defense 
Then came that rumble from Fox and Friends 
And as Power and Billionaires started to whine 
Everybody knew it was the end of the line, 
'cept Don 

Well, they never re-nominated that worthless twit 
They just put a marble stand in front of that shit 
These few words are written on that stand 
At the bottom of this butt, lies a big, big diaper man 
Diaper Don

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