- The water in all or most of the ponds came from the same place
- Testing the water for problems should be wrapping up by now
- Florida has some very powerful asshole politicians in place who'll be anxious to suppress the information if it turns out to be bad news for one of their favorite donors.
- "An act of god"
- "No one could've seen this coming"
- "The homeowners should've been more diligent"
- "Isn't your job security a little more important to you than the pet fish of a few rich libruls?"
- "Have you seen what the stock market is doing for your 401(k) lately?"
- "Well, just be glad you don't live in Communist China - they have some real problems"
- By the way, why didn't the FBI take hunter Biden's hard drives when they raided Rudy's apartment?"
WPLG Channel 10 - South Florida
And of course, there could actually be a reasonable explanation that puts the blame squarely on Mother Nature.
And (also of course), there'll be a concerted effort to deflect any responsibility if it turns out to be an AGW / Climate Change thing. (go to #4 above - and repeat)
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