What's On The Menu Today?

Let's do a quick rundown on all the shit the Republicans will have to bitch about (while doing nothing) any day now, shall we?

1. Soon-to-be hurricane Fred is set to beat up on Florida
2. Tropical storm Grace will be fucking up Haiti in the wake of two earthquakes which have killed 1,300 that they know of so far.
3. PG&E may cut power to thousands to prevent new blazes as Dixie Fire spreads
4. The Secretary of Homeland Security has issued a new National Terrorism Advisory System (NTAS) Bulletin regarding the current heightened threat environment across the United States.
5. Gigantic wildfires are burning across Siberia on a record scale that is larger than all the fires raging this summer around the world combined.