Today's Beau

You're going over the middle for a short pass to get your team an important first down.

You look back and the ball's coming to you.

There's a linebacker in front of you, and a safety off to your right, and they're both looking to hit you so hard your dog dies.

And that's going to happen whether you catch the ball or you drop the ball.

So catch the fuckin' football.

Justin King - Beau Of The Fifth Column: