Today's Trae & Stephen

Get fitted for pilgrim hats, and forget how to read.

Trae Crowder - Liberal Redneck

Nothing says 'looking toward the future' like adhering to the earliest days of common law - and that's why I believe that life begins at white land-owning males, and that horses who read should be arrested for Witch Mischief.

Stephen Colbert

But what do I know

I'm no Supreme Court Justice

I'm not a good enough liar