Slouching Towards Oblivion

Wednesday, August 03, 2022

We Are The Stoopid Country

At the intersection of 
Fantasy
and
Too Fuckin' Stoopid To Live

ABC Channel 4 - Salt Lake City

UTAH COUNTY, Utah (ABC4) – A man has been arrested for the wildfire growing east of Springville after he allegedly told police he was using a lighter to burn a spider.

Fire personnel said when they first got to the fire around 5 p.m. Monday, they saw a man walking his dog up in the mountain where the fire had started.

According to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office, Cory Allan Martin, 26, told law enforcement that he was using a lighter to burn a spider. Martin said he started the fire by accident, setting some brush on fire.

“Not sure exactly why he felt the need to need to have to burn the spider but you know, all the regret in the world doesn’t change the outcome based on whatever reason there was for him doing that, said Utah County Sergeant Spencer Cannon.

Sgt. Cannon says he’s still scratching his head over the incident.

Following his arrest, deputies found marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

Martin was booked into Utah County Jail and is facing a drug possession charge and a reckless burning charge — which carries up to a year in prison and a fine of up to $2,500 dollars.

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