I didn't win the PowerBall jackpot last night.
There must have been lottery fraud on a massive scale.
The drawing was stolen from me.
I saw plenty of those pingpong ball thingies that had my numbers on them.
I was well on my way to winning - in fact, I did win.
So please donate now so we can check for traces of bamboo - right after I buy myself a new airplane.
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