Today's Keith

"I may have taken part in 300 abortions, but I've made 30,000 statements condemning people who take part in abortions, so there's no equivalence, so there's no hypocrisy, so my god forgives me, so you have to vote for me, because if you don't, god will know you're on the side with those demonic democrat baby-killers, and my god will punish you."

That's a total mashup of the Daddy State Awareness rules.

• We've all done it - total criminalization
• The law is my shield/sword, but never your sword/shield
• If it's false but it works for me, it's true, and vise versa

And Keith uses "my" Every Accusation Is A Confession thing. That tickles me.

Keith Olbermann