Steven Wright - Dec 6, 1955
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard. I was an only child ... eventually.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
The other day I was going through some old papers, and I found a diary I kept when I was first born. It said:
Day 1 - Still recovering from the move.
Day 2 - Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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