Slouching Towards Oblivion

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

No, Kyrsten

You are not "independent" - you are centrist.

You are not clear-eyed and pragmatic - you are coin-operated, and playing both ends from the middle.


And BTW, who the fuck dresses you? You look like some middle schooler trying to impress the other kids by showing up wearing après ski boots, to make sure someone asks about her weekend so she can brag about learning the Stem Christi turn at Vail on Saturday.


Brian Tyler Cohen

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