Aug 24, 2023

Problem Solving

It seems Yevgeny Prigozhin's airplane fell out of a window on the 437th floor of the Moscow regional air column ...

... or ...

Yesterday, Mr Priozhin's airplane underwent an unscheduled rapid disassembly procedure, the details of which will be reviewed and released as early as Autumn two-thousand-fucking-never.

So now we get to play a few exhilarating rounds of the Wild Speculation Game.

This being the latest iteration of This Modern Age, anything that happens - anywhere with more than a few humans per square parsec - carries a fair probability of being documented by smart phone video, but this seems just a tiny bit too convenient.

Apparently, Mr Putin is still convinced he can kill his way out of his problems.

Even if it's just a "lucky break", it serves the purpose of further terrorizing average Russians enough to keep them compliant.



The rumor mill is being cranked up and will soon be running at 110% capacity.

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