The Gaetz Report

So there's a good probability that we'll never see the Ethics Committee report on what a low-life whale-shit-eating slug Matt Gaetz is.

I think it's a safe bet that we're in negotiations on that one.

And that's just not something I can get next to. First off, who thinks it's even possible to negotiate with people who have no honor? They walk around practically bragging about having no honor.

Second, what's to negotiate? The guy's not qualified for anything but maybe a part time gig as a fluffer for a low-budget porno operation.

But here we are, allowing this shit to flow. Has anybody heard anything from the Dems on the Senate Judiciary Committee? I mean other than the polite letter Dick Durbin sent to DOJ requesting pretty please, Mr Garland - if it's not too much trouble sir - can we maybe take just a quick peek at your investigation report?

In the balls, Dick - you have to kick them in the balls.

So fuckin' sick of "the old Potomac two-step".