Today's Keith

Setting up the Double Bind with a kicker

• If you protest, then you're illegally obstructing my faithful execution of the law
• If you don't protest, then you're obviously part of my big beautiful mandate

And the aforementioned kicker:

We're setting it up so you'll be busted for illegally protesting no matter what you do or don't do.

Criticism of "the president" is prohibited

Failure to praise "the president" will be punished