Every day, a guy stops at the newsstand, scans the headlines, and walks on, never buying a paper.
One day the newsie asks him, "You come by here everyday looking at the front pages, but you never buy a paper - what's up with that?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"But those are always in back of the papers", says the newsie.
And the man replies, "Not the one I'm looking for."
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