Overheard

If we're in America's Golden Age

and the economy is booming

and the tariffs are working perfectly

and all the wars have been stopped

and the US is wildly loved and respected around the world

and there's no inflation

and the prices for groceries, medications, and energy are all down

and everybody hates the Democrats

and Trump's approval rating is soaring into the 70s

and Americans and all healthy wealthy and wise

then Republicans wouldn't be trying to pull a

mid-decade redistricting stunt

to gerrymander themselves into a permanent majority.