Silly MAGA Self-Own

MAGA:

I taught my kids all they need to know about socialism on Halloween.

When they got back to the house with their bags filled with candy, I took it all away from them.

Socialism 101, kids.

Normie:

The socialism part was when the community welcomed your kids and gave them something to eat.

You had them do all the work, and then you stole from them what they'd earned.

Capitalism 101, dumbass.