I had this really annoying pain in my left side - kinda down low on my belly - so I Googled it, and found this guy on Reddit (I think he said he's a plumber) who has some great opinions, and snappy comebacks in the comments section, and his cousin's roommate's sister-in-law says what I need is to find the best chiropractor in town and talk to him about how to relieve the tension in my upper back and neck - it'll fix me right up. Cuz those egghead doctors are all just a buncha pill-pushers who make bank by keeping you sick and raking in the cash for a global cabal of Jewish bankers.
C'mon, people, get your Crown Chakra out of your Root Chakra and have a conversation with somebody who actually knows their shit, like - oh I dunno - an actual fuckin' doctor.
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underestimating the taste or intelligence
of the American people
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