On Being Coloradan

I grew up hearing "Coloradoan". But according to most sources, where they know a lot more about that kinda stuff than I do, "Coloradan" is correct for people living in a place that has a Spanish-origin name. (drop the 'o' and add 'an')

I think adding the 'o' makes it sound a bit more lyrical, although that's probably just because I was raised by a buncha dumbass dirt farmers or something.

And it's very likely that adding the 'o' is just another example of how Gringos adopt - and then bastardize - Spanish language words.

• la riata (a rope used to catch cattle) becomes "lariat"
• Buena Vista is pronounced Byoona Vista (We who call ourselves Coloradoans insist on the incorrect version, and will make fun of you for saying it right)
• The Huerfano River comes out of my grandpa's mouth as "The Wore-fuh-nah"

• The Colorado state religion is dogs.
• No, it’s not an oyster.
• For wheeled transport, the party going up hill has the right of way. Same for foot traffic -  for reasons unknown.
• If it rains you must say ‘we needed this.’
• Never buy a house with a north facing driveway.
• Green chile belongs on everything - no exceptions.
• Check List: Nightstand chapstick. Desk chapstick. Car chapstick. By-the-TV-remote chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Kitchen chapstick.
• Never ski wearing jeans.
• You must own a minimum of 5 water bottles - steel, not plastic.
• We dress in layers here - and not because we think it's fashionable.
• Purchase of a Subaru or Toyota is mandatory within one year of residency.
• Never date someone with a Ski Pass different from yours.
• Allow 3 hours to get to a mountain 1 hour away.
• Don’t pet anything in Estes Park.
• Never plant anything outdoors before Mothers Day.
• Always carry layers, flip flops, and an extra blanket.