Lucas Bean

It's just too damned weird that Americans will make complete fools of themselves as long as they feel like their gang approves and keeps telling them they're cool.

• Zoot suits
• Snoods
• Short sleeve dress shirts
• Clip-on ties
• Leisure suits and platform shoes
• Pet Rocks
• Shoulder pads
• Poofy hair
• Headlights equipped with wipers 
• Luxury cars that were 20 feet long, weighed 2½ tons, and got 12 mpg during an oil crisis
• Shop 'til ya drop
• Boogie 'til ya puke
• Lunch is for wimps
• I'll sleep when I'm dead
• Greed is good
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

This MAGA shit doesn't stop

until when we've stomped

it into a greasy spot on the rug