Who Needs The EPA?

Silly regulations cut into the earnings of my stock portfolio by cutting into the profits of the companies in my stock portfolio.

So what if a few farmers croak? Their land and their operations will be absorbed by Cargill or Tyson or some other huge conglomerate, and that'll make them more profitable, and that'll make more money for me.

So fuck 'em - I got mine. I can say that because it's the national motto now, right?