Today's Prank

Blue is the mascot for the NFL's Colts - dunno is this is a real thing or not. Don't care.

Better Watch Out

Please celebrate responsibly.

Today's Nerd Humor

They call it a "useless machine" - I beg to differ.

Fake lord love the nerds.

Today's Quarantine Routine

As we approach the end of our isolation, and begin to look forward to the prospect of warm human contact again, let's make sure we're exercising and staying in shape.

Do you guys know if she's currently seeing anybody or anything?

Today's Lockdown Follies

It Was Them

It was god looking in the mirror...

Gotta Keep In Shape

BBC play-by-play guy trying to stay sharp as he quarantines.

Corona Madness

Quarantine: Day 11, and the natives are getting creative.

Quarterly Report

So, they asked me how 2020 was going for me so far...

Short Break

Now get back to work, slackers.

Tech Shit

Once upon a time, I was Mr Technology - or thought I was anyway.

I hope I didn't sound quite like this, though I fear I must have.

Oops

And here we see the lord moving in mysterious ways.

This Is A Test

...this is only a test.

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled activities of watching cute cat videos in order to self-reinforce your willful ignorance of the Holy-Fuckin'-Shit-This-Is-Gonna-Get-us-All-Killed situation at hand.

Management greatly appreciates your complacency.

Ka-Blooie

One guy fucks up and rush hour goes to shit for everybody.

Today's Fitness Tips

Never skip neck day:

When you train, have specific goals in mind - getting in shape for your vacation, for example:

And don't get hung up on convention - be creative - try it a different way:

America's Got Talent

I tell you truly - we'd be a lot better off if we stopped trying to conquer the fucking world, and  concentrated on the things we're actually good at.

Buster Keaton

Buster Keaton's gags

Paging Mr Trump

"...Mr Donald Trump - your train is here. Mr Trump - Mr Donald Trump - please meet your train at the platform..."

The Palm Strike

OK, so that's not quite what your sensei had in mind.

Whoa

I'm thinkin' this Wizard Of Oz reboot is a little weird.